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09/02/2026

It was fun to hang around the Hudson Antique Market for a little longer at the drop today! Got to rub shoulders with some really great Offenders! It really is nice being face to face with you! Until next crime!
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Well would ya just look at it! šŸ‘€ That HUDSON ANTIQUE MARKET drop is HOT and happening NOW! 4:55PM Tuesday! Catch ā€˜em whi...
09/01/2026

Well would ya just look at it! šŸ‘€

That HUDSON ANTIQUE MARKET drop is HOT and happening NOW! 4:55PM Tuesday! Catch ā€˜em while they’re hot!
Original Gangster(original cinnamon)
Sticky Fingers (caramel pecan)
Pepperoni Pizza Rolls
Supreme Pizza Rolls(sausage, pepperoni, green pepper, red onion, black olives)

09/01/2026

It’s finally TWOsday!
Two things dropping:
Hudson Antique Market restock after 5PM(pizza rolls & caramel pecan) AND the September flavor announcement ! Watch for the drops! šŸ’›

Shoutout Sunday: Remember where you came fromI worked really hard on Friday, maybe a little too hard. But that set me up...
08/31/2026

Shoutout Sunday: Remember where you came from

I worked really hard on Friday, maybe a little too hard. But that set me up to bring more rolls to the market than I ever had-230 total. And we were very close to a sellout still. But me, wanting to get the savory rolls into bellies while as fresh as possible, I threw the ball to you guys to snag up the extra today. By this morning, my inbox had enough messages to sell me out.

Sunday is what I call my Dead Zone Day. I usually don’t do any work, let alone leave my bedside much. But woke up with a fervor I haven’t felt in a while, even with less sleep. So off I went with my cooler in my trunk to make pickups and deliveries all afternoon. Sprinkled in, was a drop off to both of my parents to exchange rolls for hugs. I am so blessed.

Something about popping that trunk in the parking lot of a Quicktrip took me straight back to my first days in this business. I even got the drug deal comment again, which is kind of fitting right? Although my grind is spent sweating more in the kitchen than driving around town-or sitting in a parking lot, the passion has never left, only changed.

Everyone I met with today reminded me again why I like doing this. The interaction and feedback from the face to face sales is what gives me the drive to keep creating. You guys inspire me and make me believe what I am doing it’s important. So thank you for showing up for me. Listen to these almost identical messages about the supreme rolls from local Repeat Offenders:

ā€œAlmost reminds me of a Pizza Hut supreme pan pizza…back when they were good!ā€ -Jeremy

ā€œIt took me back to the supreme pizza from Pizza Hut. Back when they were good when i was younger.ā€-Dung

This shoutout goes to my day ones, for believing in me, and my old self for seeing it through. Life will take detours to some pretty beautiful destinations if you let it. Sometimes the sale may be slower, but sometimes that makes it more meaningful.

Oh the places we have been, and the places we will go!

See you there! šŸ’«
*Special shoutout to Repeat Offender Dung for the cookies 🄰

Oops! 🤣 All Supreme!Supreme took the lead in the polls yesterday, but the market Offenders said pepperoni was the way! W...
08/30/2026

Oops! 🤣 All Supreme!

Supreme took the lead in the polls yesterday, but the market Offenders said pepperoni was the way! Which means I made TOO many supreme rolls leaving me with extra today. It’s rare not to sellout, so I’m discounting these rolls to $9 each! They are a full meal! Shoot me a DM to reserve yours and I’ll schedule pickup/delivery for tomorrow or Monday. Any extras will be heading into the HUDSON ANTIQUE MARKET case!
As always, thanks for coming today, and watch for a brand NEW September menu coming soon!

Poll!Friday is market bake day! It’s been a few years since I have made pizza rolls and I want your opinion so I kind of...
08/28/2026

Poll!

Friday is market bake day! It’s been a few years since I have made pizza rolls and I want your opinion so I kind of know what quantities to bring.
I will have 3 options. Please vote for your choice in the comments or by clicking on the reaction button associated!
šŸ‘like-Supreme: sausage, pepperoni, cheese, green pepper, black olive, red onion, red sauce
ā¤ļølove-Pepperoni: 2 kinds of pepperoni, cheese, red sauce
🄰care-Cheese: basic cheese pizza with red sauce

Thanks in advance for voting! See you tomorrow morning at the Old Town Farm & Art Market 8am-1pm for breakfast, and lunch!

Don’t be a bum! šŸ‘ Get on over to the HUDSON ANTIQUE MARKET and get a super fresh, super fat Peachy Robber Roll. Also in ...
08/27/2026

Don’t be a bum! šŸ‘

Get on over to the HUDSON ANTIQUE MARKET and get a super fresh, super fat Peachy Robber Roll. Also in the case, Original Gangster and the last of the Black Forest! Open daily until 7pm!

Adjust, pivot! I’m pretty good at that. Since cherries have washed out of the stores, the Black Forest is done for the s...
08/27/2026

Adjust, pivot!

I’m pretty good at that. Since cherries have washed out of the stores, the Black Forest is done for the season and returning to lockup early. That means we have TWO special features this Saturday at the Old Town Farm & Art Market . Joining our OG, we will be serving our super heavy banger, Caramel Pecan, aka Sticky Fingers.
Annnnd this Saturday is savory Saturday so our other feature is pizza rolls. Flavors: plain cheese (limited quantities), double pepperoni and supreme(sausage, pepperoni, red onion, black olive, green pepper).
It will be another hot one, so come early for the best selection! You can get your savory roll heated upon request(5-6min wait) or take it home and air fry it for lunch!
See ya this Saturday, 8am - 1pm!

Oh my! It’s happening NOW! 6:20PM Tuesday at the HUDSON ANTIQUE MARKET The drop is HOT! Catch these Criminals in a singl...
08/25/2026

Oh my! It’s happening NOW! 6:20PM Tuesday at the HUDSON ANTIQUE MARKET

The drop is HOT! Catch these Criminals in a single or 4 pack:
Original Gangster (original cinnamon)
Peachy Robber (peach cobbler)
Black Forest (criminal name pending)

So cute, so patient! I had a huge private order today putting me a little behind on the HUDSON ANTIQUE MARKET drop. I’ll...
08/25/2026

So cute, so patient!

I had a huge private order today putting me a little behind on the HUDSON ANTIQUE MARKET drop. I’ll be rolling in by 6:30. They are open until 7. Thanks so much for waiting!

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