08/19/2026
Well⌠the Secret Rendevous Bonbons are officially out of the kitchen. đŤ
After days of tempering, testing, muttering at thermometers, negotiating with Arizona humidity and refusing to lower our standards, these rather beautiful little creatures have finally earned their place in the box.
Meet The Secret Rendevous.
A delicate shell of our house-crafted dark Velvet 70 couverture, with that deeply satisfying snap as you bite through⌠revealing a soft, silky gianduja centre of chocolate and hazelnut.
Dark. Creamy. Nutty. Decadent.
And, of course, no added sugar and gluten-free.
Because this is Wholesome Hedonist Kitchen, after all. We don't believe you should have to choose between looking after yourself and having a rather scandalous relationship with chocolate.
Each one is made by hand, in tiny batches, and this first collection has been something of a labor of love. Only 50 Secret Affairs passed the rather exacting inspection of our Chief Indulgence Officer.
The others?
Well⌠let's just say their tiny cosmetic imperfections have earned them a new career as market samples. đ
Which means some of you will be able to taste the Secret Rendevous, along with the Velvet Affair Truffles, before deciding whether you'd like to take one home.
Our artisan chocolates will be available in boxes of four, and as our Chocolate Atelier grows, you'll be able to choose your favourites and create your own box.
Or, if choosing between temptations seems entirely unreasonable, we'll happily choose for you.
These first Secret Rendevous will make their debut at our very first market:
Saturday, August 22 | 9amâ1pm
Jake's Butcher Shop, Williams
Small batch. Limited availability.
And when they're gone⌠the Affair is over.
At least until the next rendezvous. đ
Wholesome Hedonist Kitchen
Where wholesome meets sinfully good.â˘