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The Twisted Raccoon

At the Twisted Raccoon we understand that beauty is everywhere and it is our goal to find it.. From our cakes to our eggs..

06/17/2026

The worst thing about being animal people is being...animal people with senior animals. The love and joy that these beautiful creations bring far outweigh the struggles and heartache of watching them age.
Today we said goodbye to our beloved Tank. He was the bestest boy, bestest quality control of baked goods, bestest bed hog and bestest snuggler.
This has been the toughest few months as it seems all our senior animals are leaving us in such a short period.
We take comfort in the knowledge that he is with his big brother Sir Bingham and sister Lola Jean and they are all free from the burdens of an ailing body.

06/12/2026

Intentionally planted plant-
"OMG....I was exposed to 2 extra minutes of direct sun....I must wilt and die...gasp"
Random seed dropped by a passing bird-
" I will live here for the next 15 years and then my children will take over and sow the earth many times over.."

05/27/2026

"IT COULD BE DRUGS."
I WHISPER TO MYSELF AS I SET 30 MORE EGGS WITH ZERO BROODER
SPACE AND A FULL COOP

05/13/2026

Happy belated Mother's Day to all y'all!!! We have had alot of visitors to our little patch lately, people friends and animals friends. Thankfully and gratefully , people and animal, have been so respectful of our animals. Aldean had added " Daytime social director and greeter" to his current job duty of "Night time security patrol". He has made it a point to es**rt and greet them while healing from his most recent encounter with the fox. He still refuses to be an inside boy. Gilbert has chosen the Batman method of stalking from the shadows and has no problem being an inside boy.
Pics of some of our recent visitors

05/03/2026

Well....I thought he was building tomato cages. Spoiled....everything here is spoiled.

04/29/2026

A very happy birthday to my beautiful granddaughter Paisleigh Renee!!! She is turning the big 3!!!! What some of yall don't know is that im a Granny x's 2.... I'd like to take this opportunity to introduce my gorgeous grandson Harrison. I've been quiet due to some family members not knowing how to act, but I just cant deny the world these gorgeous babies!!!
Y'all....look at these blessings!!! I am truly blessed. Amazing children with amazing wives and now amazing grand babies.

04/22/2026

An overdue update. It has been an emotionally exhausting few weeks here. Just a few short weeks after we lost Sir Bingham to a series of seizures, we lost our beloved Lola Jean to kidney issues. We are still heartbroken and only now able to let her friends know. After prayers requesting a sign that she was safe and with Bingy, and in true Lola style, she sent it to us in the form of a 300+lb black bear on one of the back decks. Y'all.....if we had opened the glass door it would have popped it in its hind end. The coyotes are also back and the red fox and Bobcats are breeding like crazy. She is making sure we know she is watching over us in her own way.... by sending apex predators which are still nicer than her when she was in a mood.
Our first batch of chick's for the season have begun hatching and all our turkey poults should follow in the next few days. Unfortunately they are all spoken for but fear not..lol...we have a new batch going in the 'bator in the next week or so.
We are so thankful for your continued support. Be kind to each other in these current times. We love y'all.
Pics of Lannie Lou and her new babies.

04/19/2026

We are getting swamped with eggs yall.
We currently have 15 dozen large to extra large and 3 18count medium unwashed/unrefridgerated consumption eggs.
We also have 9 Royal palm eggs ready for your incubator. Our fertility rate so far has been great with 15 out of 17 from our batch currently in the incubator.

04/04/2026

We will have Royal Palm turkey poults available end of April-1st week of May. They will be sold as straight run. Get on the list now!

02/12/2026

It is with a absolute broken heart that we said goodbye to Sir Bingham today. He was somewhere between 16-18yrs old. He came into our lives at 1-2yrs old as a impulse to give him a better life than what he had at the time. He was goofy and hardheaded and a dumpster fire of a dog but he absolutely loved the boys and I and we absolutely loved him. He never liked men because of his past treatment but when he met Robbie he became all about being a daddy's boy. When we drove from NC to Va to start our new life B sat right beside Robbie wagging his tail the entire way, so excited to be with his new daddy. He followed Tank around like he was the coolest thing. His obsession with kittens and anything baby was the stuff of legends and frustration. Bingy will be so missed and we are all just heartbroken to see his journey end.

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Woodford, VA
22580

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