Half Assed Acres

Half Assed Acres Half Assed Acres is my happy place. We call ourselves Half Assed Acres because thats exactly what we are.

Things aren't always perfect and the donkeys might get mixed up with ponies , but there's lots of love and laughs here. ❤️

08/16/2026

Thursday night we lost our precious duck Harley to a predator. So I reinforced the coop and Greg set the trap. Came home to this! Haha, we got you . FINALLY. AFTER MONTHS AND MONTHS we caught the mink.

Time to slow down and enjoy the small but beautiful creatures here at Halfed Assed Acres.
07/28/2026

Time to slow down and enjoy the small but beautiful creatures here at Halfed Assed Acres.

Huge THANK YOU to Sweet Corn Lady and Daughters of the Delevan Inlet who supply our feathered friends and ponies with th...
07/22/2026

Huge THANK YOU to Sweet Corn Lady and Daughters of the Delevan Inlet who supply our feathered friends and ponies with their bruised and banged up produce. They are very spoiled because of your generosity! 🍉🍊🌽🍅

Already thinking about Thanksgiving. We will be selling our farm fresh turkeys again this year!
07/22/2026

Already thinking about Thanksgiving.
We will be selling our farm fresh turkeys again this year!

Belly up to the "bar". Naughty ducks like to drink out of the boat that has our goldfish. 🤣
07/18/2026

Belly up to the "bar". Naughty ducks like to drink out of the boat that has our goldfish. 🤣

Everything is just ducky at Half Assed Acres 🙂🦆❤️
07/14/2026

Everything is just ducky at Half Assed Acres 🙂🦆❤️

06/25/2026
Our babies are getting bigger! I wish Grey Goose was more photogenic like Tito and the ducks Malibu and Mimosa. ❤️
05/27/2026

Our babies are getting bigger! I wish Grey Goose was more photogenic like Tito and the ducks Malibu and Mimosa. ❤️

Look who turns 1 today!Happy Birthday Sebasstian (baby)!
05/23/2026

Look who turns 1 today!
Happy Birthday Sebasstian (baby)!

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