People of Earth,
The Sushi Star Brigade has arrived on your planet with a peaceful mission. We have come from the bright shining Nori Star in our Sushi Starship to share the love and light of colorful rainbow sushi rolls with the people of your fair land. This planet is a beautiful garden rife with flora and fauna that we find quite delightful. We have come here to do our part in making sure we ca
n sustain this biological wonderland through supporting sustainable food practices. You will destroy the Earth if you over-fish the ocean, over-produce cattle, and dump millions of tons of chemical fertilizer and pesticides into your precious soil. We have set up base in Eugene, Oregon, USofA. Our aim is to embark on a global operation to train the populace of your various great states and nations to develop and implement sustainable sushi production and consumption. In order to do this, we are going to need a lot of help. Please join in our ranks today as a Sushi Stardazzle and join with us in our joyous mission to bring vegan, organic, delicious nori wraps, with laughter, dancing, and singing, and most excellent silliness to the hungry people of the Planet Earth. We are here to facilitate the ingestion of mass quantities of vegan organic sushi. As soon as all the people of the Earth accept their role as a Sushi Stardazzle, we will venture forth to the next world and the next. Take good care of your planet. Eat Sushi
