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Cali Sober Market Cali Sober Market offers functional, alcohol-free drinks and plant-powered goodies for a better-for-you buzz—no hangover.

Located in Metairie, LA, we’re your local spot for mindful, refreshing alcohol alternatives.

when are you getting Hippie Water in Uptown?You don’t have to ask me anymore friends, (but you still always can 😉)All th...
12/06/2026

when are you getting Hippie Water in Uptown?

You don’t have to ask me anymore friends, (but you still always can 😉)

All three flavors just landed at Canseco's Market on Carrollton 🙌

5 mg
40 calories
Organic fruit juice from Italy
NO added sugar
NO artificial ingredients

11/06/2026

No, gummies won’t fix your inbox, ex, or sleep schedule. But still 🍬😂

Your beer called and said it wanted to garden this summer 🌿 Hyde's Hail Mary Garden Shandy - perfect for the golf course...
08/06/2026

Your beer called and said it wanted to garden this summer 🌿 Hyde's Hail Mary Garden Shandy - perfect for the golf course, the pool, the patio, and of course the beach. This week's drink feature.

06/06/2026

Former tequila girl 🤝 packing for the beach!

Nothing accidental about this cooler setup, swing by on your way to the coast & thank us later.

06/06/2026

ALL the ways to Cali sober this weekend 👇

Where will we see you?

At from 11-6

At kick off party from 11-3 pouring

Grabbing a Cali Sober Cocktail featuring or at

Eating at .marias.kitchen and drinking or

Happy Saturday friends ✌️

Some gummies party. Some gummies parent. We've got 'em all 👏
04/06/2026

Some gummies party. Some gummies parent. We've got 'em all 👏

When the weekly feature is on brand 🤩Free sips of pouring daily and buy one four pack get one free this week!
02/06/2026

When the weekly feature is on brand 🤩

Free sips of pouring daily and buy one four pack get one free this week!

🚨NOW OPEN MONDAYS 🚨12-6 PM 🙌Share with a friend, (so they know) and because advertising is expensive and small businesse...
01/06/2026

🚨NOW OPEN MONDAYS 🚨

12-6 PM 🙌

Share with a friend, (so they know) and because advertising is expensive and small businesses need all the help they can get 🫶

29/05/2026

Not everyone can risk a positive test but everyone deserves to decompress. We see you and we have options. Come see us!

“I can't believe a place like this exists in Metairie” We hear that almost every day.
28/05/2026

“I can't believe a place like this exists in Metairie” We hear that almost every day.

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