10/25/2026
Ahem. Excuse me. Is this thing on? 🎤
Hi. Hello. It’s me.
✨ SOPHIE. ✨
Fashionably late to my own name reveal? Of course. A girl has to make an entrance.
Now, I’ve been here long enough to hear a few things about this establishment.
Apparently there’s a certain Two Teef Queen running around here who thinks she’s the cutest thing to ever grace this place.
Interesting. Because have you SEEN my teef? 💅🏻
Not to start any bovine drama, but I do believe there’s a new set of teef in town, and I think they’re absolutely EXQUISITE.
And I simply cannot WAIT to hear what a certain someone has to say about that. 🤭
Anyway. I’m Sophie. I’m tiny. I’m a cutie. I love my babas. And I think I’m going to fit in JUST fine around here.
Especially once everyone realizes I’m the cutest.
Toodles, peasants. 🎀💋
Sincerely,
Sophie 🎀
The newest little diva.