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Texas Pharoah BBQ Texas Smoke. Pharaoh’s Feast.

07/04/2026

🚨 𝐍𝐎 πŒπ€π‘πŠπ„π“π’ π“π‡πˆπ’ π–π„π„πŠπ„ππƒ? 𝐍𝐎 ππ‘πŽππ‹π„πŒ. 𝐓𝐇𝐄 ππ‡π€π‘π€πŽπ‡ πˆπ’ π‚πŽπŒπˆππ† π“πŽ π˜πŽπ”π‘ πƒπŽπŽπ‘! 🚨
The market stands might be resting, but our pit never sleeps. πŸ’¨ This weekend, we are firing up the smoke cannon for an π„π—π‚π‹π”π’πˆπ•π„ 𝐏𝐑𝐄-πŽπ‘πƒπ„π‘ πŽππ‹π˜ delivery run.
We’re talking 14+ hours of low & slow patience, oak smoke rolling over prime beef, wrapped in butcher paper, and delivered straight to your stoep. No queues. No rushing. Just pure Texas-sized perfection.
πŸ₯“ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐄-πŽπ‘πƒπ„π‘ π‹πˆππ„π”π (The Heavy Hitters):
πŸ₯© 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐀𝐒 ππ‘πˆπ’πŠπ„π“ (π‘πŸ”πŸŽπŸŽ/𝐀𝐠) The King of Beef. Sliced thick. Bark that cracks like thunder, a smoke ring distinct enough to propose with, and fat rendered down to pure flavor gold.
πŸ– π’πŒπŽπŠπ„πƒ 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐅 π’π‡πŽπ‘π“ π‘πˆππ’ (π‘πŸ“πŸ“πŸŽ/𝐀𝐠) Caveman style Dino Ribs. Meat so tender it surrenders before you even bite.
🌭 𝐗𝐋 π’πŒπŽπŠπ„πƒ 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐅 𝐒𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐒 Snap on the outside, juicy attitude on the inside.
πŸ”₯ 𝟏 𝐟𝐨𝐫 π‘πŸ”πŸŽ | 𝟐 𝐟𝐨𝐫 π‘πŸπŸŽπŸŽ | πŸ‘ 𝐟𝐨𝐫 π‘πŸπŸπŸŽ
πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ π•πˆπ‘ πŽππ’ π–π„π’πŠπ”π’ π•π‘πˆπ„ππƒπ„:
Geen markte hierdie naweek nie, so ons bring die rookhuis tot by jou voordeur! Dis vleis wat vir ure lank in die rook geslaap het totdat dit smelt in jou mond. Bestel vooruit, en sit net terug.
🚚 πƒπ„π‹πˆπ•π„π‘π˜ πƒπŽπŒπˆππ€π“πˆπŽπ π‹πŽπ†πˆπ’π“πˆπ‚π’:
πŸ“ π™π¨π§πžπ¬: In and around Langebaan, Saldanha, and Vredenburg
⏰ π–π‘πžπ§: Delivered fresh Saturday morning OR Sunday morning (You choose your smoke day)
⚠️ π–π€π‘ππˆππ†: 𝐏𝐑𝐄-πŽπ‘πƒπ„π‘π’ πŽππ‹π˜. Pit space is strictly limited. Once the list is full, the doors close. Don't be the neighbor smelling the smoke and eating regret.
πŸ”₯ 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐄 π˜πŽπ”π‘ π’πŒπŽπŠπ„ ππŽπ–:
πŸ“² π–π‘πšπ­π¬π€π©π© πŽππ‹π˜: 063 377 3068
Skip the FOMO. Come hungry. Leave legendary. πŸ‘‘

Saldhan Market today!On menu:Smoked Beef Short RibXL Beef SausageOrders: 06 33 77 3068Cya!
04/04/2026

Saldhan Market today!

On menu:
Smoked Beef Short Rib
XL Beef Sausage

Orders: 06 33 77 3068

Cya!

πŸ”₯ LANGEBAAN – THE SMOKE IS ROLLING AT LANGEBAAN MEATS! πŸ”₯There’s BBQ, and then there’s Texas Pharaoh. We’ve been tending ...
07/03/2026

πŸ”₯ LANGEBAAN – THE SMOKE IS ROLLING AT LANGEBAAN MEATS! πŸ”₯

There’s BBQ, and then there’s Texas Pharaoh. We’ve been tending the fire for 16 hours so you don’t have to. We’re talking brisket with a bark that cracks and pulled beef so tender it practically melts before it hits your tongue. This isn’t just a meal; it’s 16 hours of patience delivered in one legendary bite.

We’re slicing fresh right now. Whether you want to feed the whole family by the weight or grab our famous R100 Chopped Buns for a quick, smokey fix, we’ve got the heat you need.

πŸ“ Find us at: Langebaan Meats
⏰ When: Today, 10:30 AM – 4:00 PM (Or until the pit runs dry!)
πŸ’° The Lineup: * The Big Show: R350 per 1/2kg (Smoked 16 Hours)

The Handheld: R100 Chopped Buns
πŸ“± WhatsApp to reserve: +27 63 377 3068

What’s your go-to? Lean brisket or that melty, fatty point? Let us know in the comments! πŸ‘‡

🚨 π•π„π‹πƒπƒπ‘πˆπ…... 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐄 π…πŽπ‘ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 π’πŒπŽπŠπ„ π’π‡πŽπ–! 🚨The Eagle has landed? No. The Pharaoh has arrived. πŸ¦…βž‘οΈπŸ¦This Saturday, we are ...
11/02/2026

🚨 π•π„π‹πƒπƒπ‘πˆπ…... 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐄 π…πŽπ‘ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 π’πŒπŽπŠπ„ π’π‡πŽπ–! 🚨

The Eagle has landed? No. The Pharaoh has arrived. πŸ¦…βž‘οΈπŸ¦

This Saturday, we are turning Velddrif Village Market into a Texas smokehouse. We aren't bringing "snacks." We are bringing πŸπŸ’ π‡πŽπ”π‘π’ πŽπ… ππ€π“πˆπ„ππ‚π„ wrapped in butcher paper.

We’re talking about Low & Slow mastery. Oak smoke rolling over prime beef until the bark is dark as night and the meat surrenders if you even look at it wrong.

πŸ₯“ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 π‹πˆππ„π”π (The Heavy Hitters):

πŸ₯© 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐀𝐒 ππ‘πˆπ’πŠπ„π“ (R600/kg) The King of Beef. Sliced thick. A smoke ring distinct enough to propose with. Fat rendered down to pure flavor gold.

🌭 𝐗𝐋 π’πŒπŽπŠπ„πƒ 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐅 𝐒𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄 (R60 each) Snap on the outside, juicy on the inside. 200-250g of pure seasoned power.

πŸ– π’πŒπŽπŠπ„πƒ πƒπˆππŽ π‘πˆππ’ (R550/kg) Caveman style. Meat so tender it falls off the bone into your mouth.

πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ π•πˆπ‘ πŽππ’ π€π…π‘πˆπŠπ€π€ππ’π„ π•π‘πˆπ„ππƒπ„:

Dis nie net braaivleis nie... dis 'n belewenis. Ons praat van vleis wat vir 14 ure lank in die rook geslaap het totdat dit smelt in jou mond.

Kom proe die verskil tussen "vinnig gebraai" en "stadig gerook." Die Brisket kraak, die vet drup, en die smaak is onoorwinlik. Moenie die kans misloop nie!

⚠️ π–π€π‘ππˆππ†: 𝐖𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐋 πŽπ”π“. You don't want to be the one hearing stories about how good it was. You want to be the one wiping the sauce off your face.

πŸ”₯ 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐄 π˜πŽπ”π‘ ππŽπ— ππŽπ–: Skip the queue and guarantee your meat. πŸ“² π–π‘πšπ­π¬π€π©π© 𝐏𝐫𝐞-𝐎𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬: 063 377 3068

πŸ“ LOCATION: Velddrif Village Market ⏰ TIME: 09:00 - 15:00 (Or until the pit runs dry)

Come hungry. Leave legendary. πŸ‘‘

⚠️ SALDANHA WARNING: DON'T BE THE ONE LEFT HUNGRY ⚠️Let’s be real for a second. Langebaan learned the hard way.Last mark...
07/02/2026

⚠️ SALDANHA WARNING: DON'T BE THE ONE LEFT HUNGRY ⚠️

Let’s be real for a second. Langebaan learned the hard way.

Last market, the "SOLD OUT" sign went up at 10 AM.

Empty trays. Dust. Disappointed faces.

We don't want that for you, Saldanha. But the pit can only hold so much, and the demand is bigger than the supply.

We are rolling into Dial Rock Hall this Saturday, and we are bringing the heavy artillery:

πŸ”₯ THE TEXAS TRINITY:
β€’ Signature Brisket: 12 hours of smoke. Cooked in pure beef tallow. No shortcuts.
Bun: r80
1/4 kg: r180
1/2 kg: R300

β€’ The "Pharaoh" Sausage: This isn't your average wors. This is Extra Long, all-beef, Pharaoh-sized. A sausage that commands respect. R60

✨ DEBUTING: THE NEFERTARI LINE
We are unlocking the ancient secrets. Introducing our new skin-based tallow range. This is premium, natural skincare derived from the highest quality tallow. Nourish your skin the way nature intended.
- 100ml : R150

THE REALITY:
Supply is SUPER LIMITED. Especially on the new Pharaoh Sausages and the Nefertari balm.
You have two choices:
1. Gamble on arrival and hope there's something left.
2. Secure your goods right now.
πŸ“ WHERE: Saldanha Market (Dial Rock Hall, Albatros Str)
⏰ WHEN: Saturday, 7 Feb | 9am - 2pm
πŸ‘‡ SKIP THE DISAPPOINTMENT. PRE-ORDER NOW.
WhatsApp: 063 377 3068
Come early, or come with a pre-order. Just don't come late.

⚠️ SALDANHA WARNING: DON'T BE THE ONE LEFT HUNGRY ⚠️Let’s be real for a second. Langebaan learned the hard way.Last mark...
04/02/2026

⚠️ SALDANHA WARNING: DON'T BE THE ONE LEFT HUNGRY ⚠️

Let’s be real for a second. Langebaan learned the hard way.

Last market, the "SOLD OUT" sign went up at 10 AM.

Empty trays. Dust. Disappointed faces.

We don't want that for you, Saldanha. But the pit can only hold so much, and the demand is bigger than the supply.

We are rolling into Dial Rock Hall this Saturday, and we are bringing the heavy artillery:

πŸ”₯ THE TEXAS TRINITY:
β€’ Signature Brisket: 12 hours of smoke. Cooked in pure beef tallow. No shortcuts.
β€’ The "Pharaoh" Sausage: This isn't your average wors. This is Extra Long, all-beef, Pharaoh-sized. A sausage that commands respect.
✨ DEBUTING: THE NEFERTARI LINE
We are unlocking the ancient secrets. Introducing our new skin-based tallow range. This is premium, natural skincare derived from the highest quality tallow. Nourish your skin the way nature intended.

THE REALITY:
Supply is SUPER LIMITED. Especially on the new Pharaoh Sausages and the Nefertari balm.
You have two choices:
1. Gamble on arrival and hope there's something left.
2. Secure your goods right now.
πŸ“ WHERE: Saldanha Market (Dial Rock Hall, Albatros Str)
⏰ WHEN: Saturday, 7 Feb | 9am - 2pm
πŸ‘‡ SKIP THE DISAPPOINTMENT. PRE-ORDER NOW.
WhatsApp: 063 377 3068
Come early, or come with a pre-order. Just don't come late.

27/01/2026

THE SMOKE HAS CLEARED... AND THE KINGS ARE BACK! πŸ‘‘πŸ”₯

We know you missed us. The December holidays were good, the full-time grind is real, but let’s be honestβ€”nothing beats the smell of a Texas-style fire at 4 AM. We took a breather, reloaded the cannons, and now we are officially BACK locally!

We’re kicking off 2026 exactly where we belong: Denlyn Market in Langebaan this weekend. The pit is already hungry, and we're bringing a lineup that’ll make you forget about your New Year's diet. We're talking 100% Local, 100% Halaal, and 100% Authentic Texas Smoke.

πŸ“‹ THE COMEBACK MENU:

πŸ₯© Brisket: R600/kg. Bark darker than a Texas night, meat softer than butter. (Available in quarter, half, or whole cuts).

🌭 Large Beef Sausages: R380/kg. Smoked to perfection. Sold by weight because we don't do "small" sausages here.

🏺 Liquid Gold Tallow: R120 for a 700g bucket. Pure flavor injection for your home cooking.

πŸ“ Where: Denlyn Market, Langebaan πŸš— Delivery: Available for Langebaan AND Saldanha! πŸ“± Pre-order Hotline: WhatsApp 063 377 3068

Don't wait until you smell the smokeβ€”by then, it's usually too late. Pre-orders are highly recommended.

Tell us in the comments: What did you miss most? The Brisket bark or that sausage snap? πŸ‘‡

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πŸ”₯ SALDANHA BAY - THE SMOKE CANNON IS FIRED! πŸ”₯We didn't come this far to mess around. The Texas Pharaoh Pit is LIVE at Di...
06/12/2025

πŸ”₯ SALDANHA BAY - THE SMOKE CANNON IS FIRED! πŸ”₯

We didn't come this far to mess around. The Texas Pharaoh Pit is LIVE at Dial Rock Hall on Albostross Street, and the aroma alone is worth the trip. We spent 16 hours running this Brisket and Short Rib low and slow, just so it could meet you today.

This is your mission, should you choose to accept it:
β€’ A) Chopped Roll (R80): Your hand-held passport to Texas. Perfect for a quick, legendary bite.
β€’ 😎 250g Smoke Show (R160): A quarter-kilo of pure, unadulterated brisket/short rib perfection. Enough to satisfy the Texas-sized craving.
β€’ C) 500g Feast (R300): Half a kilo of bark that cracks and meat that falls apart. We don't do small, folks.
β€’ D) Beef Tallow (250g for R60): The liquid gold of the pit! Take some home to level up your own cookingβ€”or just eat it with a spoon. We don't judge.

πŸ“ FIND US: Dial Rock Hall, Albostross Street, Saldanha Bay Market. We're here till the pit runs dry (and it will run dry fast).
Urgent Warning: The smoke level is high, and the stock is limited. Don't be the one telling stories about what you missed. Roll up, come hungry, leave happy!

πŸ“ž Got Questions or Need to Secure Your Order? WhatsApp us now: 0633773068
What's your go-to order? A Chopped Roll for the road or 500g for the feast? Let us know in the comments! πŸ‘‡

29/11/2025

πŸ”₯ TEXAS PHAROAH IS LIVE IN LANGEBAAN! πŸ”₯
The smoker is open and the meat is ready. We are bringing the authentic BBQ heat to Denlyn Park today! πŸ₯©πŸ’¨
⚠️ WARNING: We are strictly 09:00 until SOLD OUT. Once it's gone, it's gone!
πŸ“ WHERE: Denlyn Park, Langebaan
⏰ WHEN: NOW OPEN (09:00 - Sold Out)
Don't gamble with your lunch. Secure your brisket now!
πŸ‘‡ PRE-ORDER / WHATSAPP πŸ‘‡
πŸ“² 063 377 3068

01/11/2025

πŸ”₯ SALDANHA BAY - WE ARE BACK! πŸ”₯

You miss us? We know. The work season has been wild, but we're back to bless your weekend with that authentic Texas smoke.

We are LIVE RIGHT NOW at the Saldanha Bay Saturday Market.

The pit is running hot, and that 16-hour, 100% HALAAL Smoked Brisket is ready.

We're talking bark that cracks like thunder, fat that renders into liquid gold, and smoke in every single bite.

πŸ“ WHERE: Dial Rock Hall, Albatross St, Saldanha Bay
⏰ WHEN: TODAY (Saturday, 1 Nov) from 9 AM until we are SOLD OUT. (And we will sell out).
THE LINEUP (from the pit):
β€’ Smoked Brisket Chopped Bun: R80
β€’ 250g Smoked Brisket: R180
β€’ 1/2 Kg Smoked Brisket: R320
β€’ 1 Kg Smoked Brisket: R600

This ain't a drill. It's first come, first served. Don't be the one hearing stories about what you missed.

To secure the bag (of brisket), you can pre-order for collection.

πŸ“± Pre-order WhatsApp: +27 63 377 3068
Come hungry. Leave legendary.

25/10/2025

πŸ”₯ LANGEBAAN... WE ARE BACK! πŸ”₯

We know, we know. It's been way too long. The full-time job workload has been a beast, but that didn't deter us from what we do best: smoking the best dog-gone brisket you've ever tasted. The pit is fired up, and the comeback is on.

We're bringing that 12-hour, low-and-slow, fall-apart-tender smoked brisket to the Denlyn Market in Denlyn Park, Langebaan! We'll be on-site and slinging meat from 9 AM until we are SOLD OUT. And trust us, it will sell out.
Don't be the one telling stories about what you missed. Secure your slab today.

πŸ“± Pre-order via WhatsApp: +27 0633773068
Pull through, come hungry, and get your Texas-sized fix. Cya there!

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