Biltong Bessie

30/08/2025

🦌 Kudu’s hanging...
🥩 Biltong’s waiting...
🍿 And the popcorn? Absolutely buzzing to tease your tastebuds!

Bessie’s kitchen is alive and kickin’ – full of flavour, fun, and that signature biltong boldness.

Whether you’re team classic beef, wild kudu, or curious popcorn chewer...
We've got something for YOU.

📩 Send a message – your next favourite snack is just one bite away!

30/08/2025

18/06/2025

🎉 POST: IT’S DONE – TIME TO TEAR INTO GREATNESS
🔥🔥 BILTONG BESSIE IS READY! 🔥🔥
The waiting is over. The drying is done.
Now it’s time to tear into greatness.

🥩 Beef biltong – Thick, juicy, full of attitude
🦌 Kudu biltong – Wild, rich, and proudly untamed

No fluff. No fuss. Just honest, handcrafted, mouthwatering magic—Bessie-style.

📍 Available NOW at our stall
📱 Or order on WhatsApp: 072 491 0300

🖋 “This isn’t just biltong. It’s a celebration in every bite.”
💥 Come get yours before it vanishes like your willpower at the smell of spice!

17/06/2025

⏰ POST: 1 DAY TO GO – MEATING YOUR EXPECTATION… SLOWLY
🥩 Just 1 more sleep!
The wait is almost over, and the biltong is almost ready to make your jaw sing!

Here at Biltong Bessie, we’re not just meeting your expectations—
👉 We’re meating them… s-l-o-w-l-y.

🌬️ Air-dried.
🌿 Spice-soaked.
⏳ Worth every tick of the clock.

This is slow-dried South African perfection—
No shortcuts. Just good old-fashioned patience and flavor you’ll never forget.

📢 Tomorrow is the day.
📱 Last call to pre-order on WhatsApp: 072 491 0300

🖋 “We’re almost there. Your cravings already arrived.”

16/06/2025

⏳ POST: 2 DAYS TO GO – WORTH THE CHEW
🥩 2 DAYS TO GO!
Nope, it’s not ready yet…
But oh man, is it going to be worth the chew.

🔥 Still hanging.
🌿 Still curing.
💅 Still doing its slow-dried strut.

Because around here, we don’t rush the greatness—
We just spice it up, hang it proud, and let the biltong speak for itself.

📍Mark your calendar.
📢 Launch in 2 days
📱 Pre-orders still open on WhatsApp: 072 491 0300

🖋 “If your mouth’s watering already, imagine Day 0...”

15/06/2025

🕒 POST: 3 DAYS TO GO – DRYING IN STYLE
🥩 3 DAYS TO GO!
And trust us—this biltong is not just drying…
👉 It’s drying in style.

🌬️ The spice is sinking in.
🌿 The air is rich with flavor.
💅 And Bessie? She’s just over here saying:
“Greatness takes time, darling.”

This is not your speed-dried, shortcut snack.
This is real, local, lovingly-hung biltong—crafted the Bessie way.

📢 Get ready to chew with pride.
📍Only 3 days until lift-off.
📱 Pre-orders open on WhatsApp: 072 491 0300

🖋 “Bold. Beautiful. Almost ready to bite.”

14/06/2025

🕰️ POST: “Still Working Our Magic – Hang Tight!”
🎯 BILTONG BESSIE UPDATE
We know your jaw is ready... but our biltong’s still busy becoming legendary.

🔥 The spice has kicked in.
🌀 The air is flowing.
⏳ The meat is hanging.
💃 And Bessie’s doing her slow-cured cha-cha.

👉 Day of: We’re still working our magic.
Good things take time—and GREAT biltong takes just a bit longer.

📢 Stay close. Stay hungry. Stay tuned.
📍The countdown continues...
📱 WhatsApp us to pre-book your pack: 072 491 0300

🖋 "If you’re in a rush, you’re eating the wrong meat."

13/06/2025

🥩🌕 FACEBOOK POST: Biltong Bessie Goes WILD
🚨 SOMETHING WILD JUST HIT THE STALL 🚨
No jokes. No jerky. Just real, proudly local biltong—now with a wild twist!

Biltong Bessie is OVER THE MOON 🌕 to announce...
🦌 KUDU BILTONG HAS ARRIVED!
Elegant, rich, and full of bushveld attitude.

And don’t worry, beef lovers—your OG fave is still hanging in style.
🐄 BEEF BILTONG – Thick-sliced, spice-loaded, jaw-approved.

✨ YOUR OPTIONS:
✔️ Kudu Slices – Gracefully wild
✔️ Beef Slices – Boldly lekker
✔️ Chunks (Both!) – For those who chew like champs

📍Available at our stall
📱 Order via WhatsApp: 072 491 0300

11/06/2025

29/05/2025

🥓🎉 WELCOME TO BILTONG BESSIE! 🎉🥓

We’re not just serving biltong — we’re dishing out seriously lekker flavour!
Whether you're a biltong newbie or a seasoned snack snob... you’re in for a treat! 😋

📦 Check out our mouth-watering prices & options in the post images!
📲 Ready to place your order? Send us a DM or drop a WhatsApp — your tastebuds will thank you.

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