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Cape Wine Yank American 🇺🇸 (Texan) living in Cape Town. I've visited 407 wine farms in South Africa. Join me for recommendations on my quest to visit them all!

29/05/2026

It is a wine day, people. 🌕🍷

And yes, I’m being completely serious.

I use an app tied to the biodynamic calendar — a system farmers have relied on for centuries to decide when to plant, when to harvest, when to prune. The core idea? The moon’s gravitational pull doesn’t just move the tides. It moves water in all living things — soil, plants, and yes, the human body. Which means your taste buds are literally not the same on every day of the month.

The calendar breaks down into four day types:
🍇 Fruit days — best for tasting wine
🌿 Flower days — also pretty good
🌱 Root days — wines taste flat and closed
🍂 Leaf days — hit or miss

I became a believer the hard way. I’d have friends over, open something beautiful — a bottle I knew — and it just wouldn’t sing. Flat. Muted. Off. Then I’d check the app after the fact and sure enough: root day. Every. Single. Time.

Now? I don’t open anything special unless the calendar says go. My best bottles stay in the rack until the moon gives me the green light. 🌙

Call me crazy. My wine disagrees. 😏

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Field report!🍷 Co**ha y Toro — Pretty Grounds, Questionable Value, Excellent CarménèreWe did the tour at Co**ha y Toro o...
05/05/2026

Field report!🍷 Co**ha y Toro — Pretty Grounds, Questionable Value, Excellent Carménère

We did the tour at Co**ha y Toro outside Santiago, and let’s just say it was… an experience.

The estate is genuinely beautiful — lush gardens, grand old cellars, the works. But the admission price? A stretch.

The “English” tour was advertised as English in the loosest possible sense. Two guides who shall remain unnamed basically power-walked in front of the group, mumbling into the void. My husband’s ouma could have delivered a more coherent tour in her sleep. 😬

BUT — and it’s a big but — the Carménère saved the day!! We grabbed two bottles of the Terrunyo Carménère and honestly it was worth every peso. Rich, velvety, just a whisper of green herbs and dark plum. Chile’s signature grape at its finest. 🖤

Would I go again? Probably not for the tour. Would I buy the wine again? Already planning on it.





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