Rudimentary Wines

28/11/2025

14/03/2025

I pride myself on my ability to write, converse and have relationships that resonate deeper than surface level. However as I grow older, the more I realise that I do not wish to project them to the world. They are special and should be treated as such. Age has also taught me that in times of high emotion, this is the first part of me to disappear.

Here’s goes though. This one’s for you love. Don’t get used to it….😛

Two years ago, my beautiful daughters walked me down the aisle so that I could marry my best friend. After, we celebrated in these gardens with the people we hold dear to our hearts.

Two years on, albeit a day late, I find myself here again, showing my son the place his parents spent the first moments together as man and wife.

Life has changed, our family has grown, but the love is stronger than ever.

To my darling wife, I love you. Thank you for accepting my flaws and loving me for who I am , unconditionally.

To my three beautiful children. You are my world. I will always be here. Whenever, whatever, however.

*Delilah and Lotte. I promise to bring you back. I’m sorry you weren’t here*

Cheers

01/10/2023

New leaf porn….

08/11/2020

Just in time for Christmas..... pick yourself up a bargain!! All wines treated as naturally as possible. Super small batch from high altitude McLaren Vale sites. Tended to with love and care plus a touch of magic thrown in for good measure. ✨The last of the OG Rudimentary wines before we restart the party in Western Australia. ✌🏽

🍷 Pick-up only
🍷 Bank transfer only

🤘 2017 Chardonnay - $40 per dozen
🤘 2018 Sauvignon Blanc - $40 per dozen
🤘 2018 Chardonnay - $60 per dozen

25/09/2020

PUPPY!!!!! Now that I have your attention.....we’re offering wine at obscenely low prices!! Here’s the deal:

🍷 Pick-up only
🍷 Bank transfer only

Make the most of my relocation. This is priced to go at below cost!

🤘 2017 Chardonnay - $40 per dozen
🤘 2018 Sauvignon Blanc - $40 per dozen
🤘 2018 Chardonnay - $60 per dozen

**All purchases come with FREE puppy cuddles.**

05/04/2020

We know that lockdown can get a little crazy, so we’re still selling wine at cheap prices to get you through the home schooling and the tantrums:
🍷 2017 Chardonnay (labelled) / 2018 Chardonnay (cleanskin) @ $5 per bottle
🍷 2018 Sauvignon Blanc @ $5 per bottle (cleanskin)
🍷2018 Pink Bits Rosé @ $7 per bottle (cleanskin)
🍷2018 Shiraz @ $10 per bottle (cleanskin)
🤘 FREE bottle of wine if you know a doctor or nurse to Pay It Forward to!! 🤘
🤘6 packs only 🤘
🤘 Pick up in Brighton 🤘
🤘 Interstate delivery fees apply 🤘
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26/03/2020

In light of recent developments it would be my recommendation to start hoarding wine. To help facilitate these needs I’m offering:
🍷2017 Chardonnay (labelled), 2018(cleanskin) Chardonnay @ $5 per bottle
🍷2018 Sauvignon Blanc @$5 per bottle (cleanskin)
🍷 2018 Pink Bits Rosé @$7 per bottle (cleanskin)
🍷2018 Shiraz @ $10 per bottle (cleanskin)
✳️6 packs only ✳️
✳️ Pick up in Brighton / Free Delivery in Metropolitan South Australia✳️
✳️ Interstate delivery fees apply ✳️
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24/03/2020

In light of recent developments it would be my recommendation to start hoarding wine. To help facilitate these needs I’m offering:
🍷 2017(labelled)/2018(cleanskin) Chardonnay @ $5 per bottle
🍷2018 Sauvignon Blanc @$5 per bottle (cleanskin)
🍷 2018 Pink Bits Rosé @$7 per bottle (cleanskin)
🍷2018 Shiraz @ $10 per bottle (cleanskin)

✳️6 packs only ✳️
✳️ Pick up in Brighton / Free Delivery in Metropolitan South Australia✳️
✳️ Interstate delivery fees apply ✳️
’llforgetaboutneedingtoiletpaperwhenyou’redrunk

19/12/2019

Haven’t stocked up on top shelf Christmas booze yet. We’ve got you sorted with some last minute Christmas bargains. * Nanas delivering until Christmas Day. *SA customers only*. 2018 McLaren Vale Chardonnay + 2018 SA Rose = $15/bottle 2017 McLaren Vale Chardonnay + 2018 McLaren Vale Sauvignon Blanc = $10/bottle. 2017 + 2018 The Fable, Single vineyard Barossa Valley Shiraz =$20/bottle Orders via DM, phone = 0421726675 or email = [email protected] #5048

05/02/2019

This guy was pretty happy to see dad.

03/02/2019

Such a great day yesterday for . So exciting in fact that I didn’t take a single photo. If anyone has any please send them through.