02/09/2026
MEET JUNE 👋
June is 11 and describes her official role at The Little Larder as “the all-rounder.”
Fair.
She’s currently obsessed with making coffees and eating food, and her idea of a perfect day involves nobody bossing her around, eating food she loves & getting a good sleep.
Honestly, same.
🎧 Currently on repeat: Food at Home — a song Mum wrote.
🎨 Could talk for hours about: Art, cooking and Zelda.
🍜 One meal for an entire year: Ramen with kimchi.
😤 Unreasonable rage triggered by: Obnoxious, unnecessary noises.
🧹 Weirdly particular about: Her desk being clean
🌎Dream travel destination: Scotland 🏴
💰You have $1,000 and have to spend it TODAY. Go:
Two Nintendo games, PlayStation games, art supplies and crochet stuff.
-Money gone. No regrets.
✅️What makes someone instantly cool?
“If they are nice.” 🥹
👩💼What don’t adults understand?
“This generation. They think we are confusing. And what is 6 7?”
- Look, June. We have been ASKING YOU PEOPLE THAT.
Favourite Little Larder food: Reubens.
What should we add to the menu: Bagels.
- Noted.
📢If you were in charge of The Little Larder for a day, what’s the first thing you’d change?
“The ordering system.”
- Management has declined to comment.
Then we asked the important questions.
What’s Mum like to work with?
“She’s very good on all of it. She’s good at keeping things organised. She stops things from going downhill. The glue.”
😭
If you woke up tomorrow as Mum, what’s the first thing you’d do?
“Up at 4am making cakes in the production kitchen.”
She understands the assignment.
📺 If our family was a reality TV show:
Freeborough Chaos.
⚠️ June’s personal warning label:
“Gets mad quickly.”
Describe yourself in three words:
“Crazy. Nice. Mean.”
And finally…
If you could leave Mum a one-star Google review, what would it say?
“Never shares the PlayStation. Stays up late.”
⭐
-Absolutely devastating feedback from management’s own child.
That’s June.
All-rounder. Coffee maker. Artist. Gamer. Ramen enthusiast. Ordering-system critic. And apparently the person most qualified to conduct my next performance review. 😂
