16/05/2026
This morning our new silent partner Albo rocked up to try and see if he can handle his new business venture. Turns out the cows didn’t appreciate his work ethic. 💩 Can’t say we were surprised!
He said he won’t be back but is still happy to take his cut. 💰
Disclaimer : Thanks to ChatGTP for helping us find a joke and laugh in this mess.
Churchill put it best in 1904. A nation trying to tax itself to prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket, trying to lift himself by the handle.