Lady Lovebite’s

05/09/2026

I’ve been brewing up a little nonsense behind the Parlour doors, and this Wednesday it finally gets to leave the house.

Lady Lovebite’s Potion Parlour is making its very first stall appearance at BCC Chicks at the Flicks for Practical Magic 2, which feels suspiciously perfect for a debut.

I’ll be bringing ritual teas, indulgent little gift boxes, curious objects, beautiful cups, unnecessary luxuries, and a few theatrical apothecary bottles that exist purely to look dramatic and make people ask questions.

Because, darling, even table styling needs a backstory.

It’s also a little bittersweet. This will be one of the final days of Coffs BCC Cinemas, with the cinema closing next Sunday.

So Lady Lovebite’s first proper outing is happening just as this much-loved local cinema reaches the end of its own story.

There’s something rather poetic about that.

A little beginning tucked inside a goodbye.

Come have a wander through the Parlour, see what I’ve been making, and perhaps leave with something charming, comforting, decadent or delicious.

Wednesday night. September 9th. Chicks at the Flicks. Practical Magic 2.

Honestly, where else was Lady Lovebite’s supposed to begin? ✨

Lady Lovebite’s - POTION PARLOUR
Potions, Provisions & Pleasures.

LadyLovebites.com

03/09/2026

Two days ago, I sent 14 Lady Lovebite’s Ritual Teas off to Wytaliba with a friend, destined for the local store.

Except they never made it there.

They sold out before they even reached the shop.

All fourteen.

Gone.

Apparently Wytaliba has excellent taste and absolutely no patience. 💋☕️

There is something rather wonderful about imagining these little potions already scattered through the hills, being brewed in kitchens, sipped on verandahs and prescribed for whatever life happens to be serving that day.

I’d also like to formally acknowledge that my abundance ritual appears to be working rather enthusiastically. ✨

To everyone who bought one, thank you.

And to Wytaliba…

I suppose I’d better send reinforcements.

LADY LOVEBITE’S POTION PARLOUR
Potions. Provisions. Pleasures.

LadyLovebites.com

31/08/2026

Bellingen, my loves… 💋☕️

I’ve tucked a little something special into Habitat Coffee House for you.

Lady Lovebite’s Ritual Teas are now available there, ready to be discovered, gifted, hoarded, shared or kept entirely for yourself. I support all of these decisions.

If you’d like to explore the rest of my little potion parlour, you’ll find more gifts, curiosities and Bespoke Blind Boxes at:

LadyLovebites.com

Each Bespoke Blind Box is created especially for one particular human, for when a generic gift simply won’t do.

Or take a peek inside the 'Parlour Cabinet' for some pre-made gifts

And for my Bellingen and Urunga darlings, I’m currently offering free local delivery. ✨

So consider this your personal invitation to come and have a look, choose a ritual, find a gift, or simply indulge your curiosity.

With love,
Lady Lovebite 💋

28/08/2026

THE PINK DOPAMINE SCANDAL: AN UPDATE

Remember the slightly scorched jar of PINK DOPAMINE that simply could not be sold because she had been through enough?

Well.
She went home with Louise Thompson, the woman whose fabulously committed video won our Slightly Scandalised Giveaway.

And now Louise has returned with THIS.
A full review.
A proper teacup.
The ritual.
The pink potion.
The commitment to the bit.

Frankly, this is the sort of journalism we deserve. 💅
And THIS is exactly what Lady Lovebite’s Potion Parlour is about.

Not just making yourself a cup of tea.

Making a tiny occasion of yourself.

Taking ten ordinary minutes and filling them with pleasure, ridiculousness, beauty, ritual and absolutely no requirement whatsoever to be useful.

PINK DOPAMINE
Take for joy, pleasure and a little daily delight.
To joy.
To pleasure.
To Pink Dopamine.

To you. 💗
P.S. The imperfect little scandal jar appears to have found exactly the right woman.

25/08/2026

🚨💗 THE PINK DOPAMINE SCANDAL HAS A WINNER 💗🚨

Well, darlings… after the smoke cleared, the evidence was reviewed and Lady Lovebite recovered sufficiently from the Great Pink Dopamine Burning Incident to make a decision…

👑 Louise Thompson, COME AND CLAIM YOUR CROWN. 👑

We simply could not go past your video.
The commitment. The delivery. The sheer scandalous brilliance of it all.

You understood the assignment spectacularly, and therefore the spoils are yours. 💋✨

Louise Thompson is officially the winner of the Lady Lovebite’s Pink Dopamine Scandal Competition!

And to every single delicious human who entered: THANK YOU. Your entries were hilarious, clever, chaotic, fabulous and completely valid. Choosing a winner was deeply inconvenient because you were all far too good.

But there could only be one…

And Louise, darling, you won this round. 🏆💗

Congratulations, you magnificent creature.

Now somebody please keep Lady Lovebite away from anything flammable.

💋 Lady Lovebite’s Potion Parlour

24/08/2026

💋 DARLING, YOU’VE FOUND THE POTION PARLOUR.

Lady Lovebite’s is not your ordinary cup of tea.

It’s ritual tea for real life.
For bad moods. Big feelings. Cold feet. Questionable decisions. Excellent boundaries. Main-character recoveries. And those days when being a functioning human feels frankly overrated.

Inside the Potion Parlour you’ll find delicious little remedies for the modern condition, including:

✨ S.T.F.U. — when your nervous system requires everyone to lower their volume
👑 QUEEN BEE ENERGY — courage, confidence & unapologetic personal power
💗 HUG IN A MUG — comfort with considerably better taste
🌹 OUT OF F***S — for returning other people’s nonsense to sender
🎀 PINK DOPAMINE — a prescription for delight
⚡ G.Y.S.T. — for when it is very much time
🌙 M.I.N.E. — for manifestation but tastier.

Each full ritual jar is $22 and comes with its own Lady Lovebite ritual, because drinking tea is lovely…

…but drinking tea while ceremonially reclaiming your sanity is better.

And if you’re new here, follow the page. Things are about to get deliciously strange.

💋 Browse the Potion Parlour via the website
💌 Share this with someone who needs a little Lady Lovebite in their life
🫖 Tell me in the comments: which potion are you reaching for first?

Your tea leaves have spoken.

They said you should probably have a little look.

LadyLovebites.com

24/08/2026

💋 DARLING, YOU’VE FOUND THE POTION PARLOUR.

Lady Lovebite’s is not your ordinary cup of tea.

It’s ritual tea for real life.
For bad moods. Big feelings. Cold feet. Questionable decisions. Excellent boundaries. Main-character recoveries. And those days when being a functioning human feels frankly overrated.

Inside the Potion Parlour you’ll find delicious little remedies for the modern condition, including:

✨ S.T.F.U. — when your nervous system requires everyone to lower their volume
👑 QUEEN BEE ENERGY — courage, confidence & unapologetic personal power
💗 HUG IN A MUG — comfort with considerably better taste
🌹 OUT OF F***S — for returning other people’s nonsense to sender
🎀 PINK DOPAMINE — a prescription for delight
⚡ G.Y.S.T. — for when it is very much time
🌙 M.I.N.E. — for manifestation but tastier.

Each full ritual jar is $22 and comes with its own Lady Lovebite ritual, because drinking tea is lovely…

…but drinking tea while ceremonially reclaiming your sanity is better.

And if you’re new here, follow the page. Things are about to get deliciously strange.

💋 Browse the Potion Parlour via the website
💌 Share this with someone who needs a little Lady Lovebite in their life
🫖 Tell me in the comments: which potion are you reaching for first?

Your tea leaves have spoken.

They said you should probably have a little look.

LadyLovebites.com

21/08/2026

🩷🔥 THE SLIGHTLY SCANDALISED GIVEAWAY 🔥🩷

She cannot be sold.

She has been through enough.

Lady Lovebite got a little overenthusiastic with the flame while sealing this jar of Pink Dopamine and, while the potion within is perfectly lovely, her beautiful pink wax seal has been ever so slightly… toasted.

The scandal.

Rather than condemn her to the cupboard of imperfect things, I have decided she deserves a new home.

So I’m giving her away. 💋

TO ENTER:

Follow Lady Lovebite’s

Then tell me in the comments:

What tiny thing gives you an unreasonable amount of dopamine?

Fresh sheets?
Cancelling plans?
Finding money in an old coat?
The first sip of tea?
Taking your bra off at the end of the day?

I want the ridiculous little pleasures.

🩷 One winner will receive this exact jar of Pink Dopamine, complete with her slightly singed but still rather fabulous wax seal.

Sharing this post is absolutely not required, but if you know someone who could use a little Pink Dopamine in their life, Lady Lovebite would be delighted if you sent them this way.

Entries close Sunday 23 August at 8pm AEST.

Winner selected at random and contacted directly by Lady Lovebite’s.

Open Australia-wide. No purchase necessary.

Good luck, darlings.

And remember:

Perfect potion. Imperfect seal. 🩷

21/08/2026

🩷🔥 THE SLIGHTLY SCANDALISED GIVEAWAY 🔥🩷

She cannot be sold.

She has been through enough.

Lady Lovebite got a little overenthusiastic with the flame while sealing this jar of Pink Dopamine and, while the potion within is perfectly lovely, her beautiful pink wax seal has been ever so slightly… toasted.

The scandal.

Rather than condemn her to the cupboard of imperfect things, I have decided she deserves a new home.

So I’m giving her away, along with her sweet little ritual card 💋

TO ENTER:

Follow

Then tell me in the comments:

What tiny thing gives you an unreasonable amount of dopamine?

Fresh sheets?
Cancelling plans?
Finding money in an old coat?
The first sip of tea?
Taking your bra off at the end of the day?

I want the ridiculous little pleasures.

🩷 One winner will receive this exact jar of Pink Dopamine, complete with her slightly singed but still rather fabulous wax seal.

Sharing this post is absolutely not required, but if you know someone who could use a little Pink Dopamine in their life, Lady Lovebite would be delighted if you sent them this way.

Entries close Sunday 23 August at 8pm AEST.

Winner selected at random and contacted directly by .

Open Australia-wide. No purchase necessary.

Good luck, darlings.

And remember:

Perfect potion. Imperfect seal. 🩷

Lady Lovebite’s Potion Parlour offers remedies for dull afternoons, depleted spirits and chronic over-sensibility. Our ritual teas, sweet treats and handmade treasures are lovingly created to restore delight, strengthen boundaries & return a little magick