Pocket Pastures Rainbow Eggs

Pocket Pastures Rainbow Eggs From Sky Blue to Soft Pink – Hatch a Rainbow with Fertile Eggs from Pocket Pastures.

Dearest Gentle Reader… 🪶💌✨It has come to this author’s most reliable attention that the most coveted rainbow eggs in all...
02/03/2026

Dearest Gentle Reader… 🪶💌✨

It has come to this author’s most reliable attention that the most coveted rainbow eggs in all of Calen and Mackay are once again available… and causing quite the commotion. 👀🌈

For the rather modest sum of $20 per dozen 💰🥚 one may secure a carton of society’s finest:

💙 Blue & Green Easter Eggers — bold, enchanting, entirely unforgettable
👑 Coronation Sussex — regal in posture, impeccable in production
🖤🤍 Black & White feathered ladies — dramatic in attire, unwavering in duty

Each egg a delicate shade of sage, seafoam, sky blue or soft cream — a palette so refined it could bring even the sternest matron to silence. 🌿🌊✨

Our hens roam freely across green pastures, living lives of leisure and purpose. And the roosters? Ever diligent. Ever devoted. 🐓

📍 Located in Calen / Mackay
📦 Postage available, for excellence refuses to be confined by distance

But let it be known — these treasures are produced in limited society batches. Delay, and you may find yourself the subject of regret.

Should you wish to avoid such scandal…
Send word promptly. 💌🥚

Yours in poultry and propriety,
Pocket Pastures 👑🌈✨

🌈🥚 FERTILISED RAINBOW DOZENS – $20 🥚🌈If you’re building a flock, you may as well build one that turns heads 😌🌾Our breedi...
18/02/2026

🌈🥚 FERTILISED RAINBOW DOZENS – $20 🥚🌈

If you’re building a flock, you may as well build one that turns heads 😌🌾

Our breeding pen understood the assignment:

💙 Easter Eggers – laying those blue & green shells like little overachievers
👑 Coronation Sussex – heritage glam with soft, creamy classics
🖤🤍 Our black and white feathered stunners – bold, beautiful, and bringing serious paddock presence

Every carton is a colour surprise — rich browns, creamy neutrals, sage greens and blues. Farm fresh, naturally fancy, and absolutely not average.
✨ Fertilised
✨ Mixed-breed rainbow dozen
✨ Freshly collected
✨ $20 per dozen

Start your own flock with personality — because plain chickens are for plain people 😉

Limited numbers available. Message to secure yours before someone else levels up their coop 🤍🌈

18/01/2026

🌈🐓 Happy New Year from Pocket Pastures! 🐓🌈

We’re back after the silly season and excited to kick off 2026 with some egg-citing news! Our rainbow egg collection now includes green eggs—adding even more color to your breakfast table 🥚💚.

We’ll also be doing an incubator test run for all our breeds soon, so stay tuned for updates. And the best part? Eggs will be back for sale in early February 2026!

Thank you for your patience over the holidays—we can’t wait to share our farm-fresh eggs with you again 🌿🥚✨.

🎄🔥 HO HO HONEY… SANTA’S BEEN BUSY IN MY BREEDING PENS 🔥🎄If you hear jingling this Christmas…Don’t panic.It’s not the rei...
01/12/2025

🎄🔥 HO HO HONEY… SANTA’S BEEN BUSY IN MY BREEDING PENS 🔥🎄

If you hear jingling this Christmas…
Don’t panic.
It’s not the reindeer —
it’s Santa himself putting in WORK behind the coops. 😏🎅✨
(Man’s been claus-deep in seasonal fertility.)

✨ ‘Tis the season to GET LAID… by proxy.
Why settle for mistletoe when you can have freshly fertilised festive treasures?

🥚 Pink & Whites – 2️⃣0️⃣
🥚 Rainbow Dozen – 2️⃣5️⃣
🥚 Silkie Fluffballs – 1️⃣0️⃣ / half dozen

🎅 BREEDS SANTA HAS PERSONALLY SLEIGHED THIS YEAR:
💋 Coronation Sussex
💋 Blue Easter Egger (Santa’s “blue balls” special 🎁😏)
💋 Australorp (thicc, glossy, holiday-appropriate)
💋 Barnvelder (striped stockings energy)
💋 Hyline (the reliable Christmas classic)
💋 Silkie (the sexy snow bunny)

✨ WARNING:
These eggs may cause:
– Instant incubator cravings
– Whispering “cluck me sideways, Santa” under your breath
– A festive glow hotter than Mrs Claus catching him in the breeding shed
– The delusional confidence to say “just one more dozen” (it’s never one)

🎅 Pickup Calen | Mackay transport available | Express Post because Christmas miracles need speed 😉

🎄 MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMALS 🎄My hens are laying like they’re possessed by the spirit of holiday chaos and three ...
28/11/2025

🎄 MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMALS 🎄
My hens are laying like they’re possessed by the spirit of holiday chaos and three double-shot espresso martinis.
I can’t stop them.
I won’t stop them.
You just get the eggs.

🩷 Pink & Whites — $2️⃣0️⃣
🌈 Rainbow — $2️⃣5️⃣
📦 Postage: $2️⃣5️⃣ (1 doz) / $3️⃣5️⃣ (2 doz)
📍Calen pickup or I’ll zoom them to Mackay like Santa on Red Bull

These eggs are more festive than your drunk uncle at Christmas lunch.
Come get ‘em before the hens start singing carols at me again

Caffeine. Chaos. Chicks. 💲5️⃣EACH.🐣 10 Coronation Sussex – royal sass🖤 4 Australorps – dark-mode hens💅 1 Silkie – main-c...
10/11/2025

Caffeine. Chaos. Chicks. 💲5️⃣EACH.

🐣 10 Coronation Sussex – royal sass
🖤 4 Australorps – dark-mode hens
💅 1 Silkie – main-character syndrome

3 days old and dangerously cute.
📍 Calen – BYO box, leave your self-control at home.

WELL SLAP MY ASS, TURN ME OVER, AND CALL ME MOTHER CLUCKIN’ HEN 💋💰 5️⃣ a chick – because retail therapy is out, poultry ...
07/11/2025

WELL SLAP MY ASS, TURN ME OVER, AND CALL ME MOTHER CLUCKIN’ HEN 💋

💰 5️⃣ a chick – because retail therapy is out, poultry therapy is IN.

The incubator’s hotter than Satan’s sauna and baby — these chicks are FLYING out faster than your last situationship.

🔥 The lineup that’ll make your bank account cry:
👑 Coronation Sussex – Royalty with resting fluff face
💜 Lavender Sussex – soft girl aesthetic, zero boundaries
🖤 Australorps – thicc, loyal, and built for endurance
🌈 Easter Eggers – laying pastel dreams and emotional support eggs
👑 Silkies – fluff monsters with diva tendencies
🍫 Barnvelders – chocolate-feathered temptresses with main character energy
📍 Calen, QLD – delivery to Mackay for caffeine, gossip, or baked goods.
📦 Eggs can be posted Australia-wide so you too can make poor impulse decisions.

💅 DM me before I name them Beyoncé, Shakira, and Lady Cluck Cluck again.

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?👉 FERTILISED! 😏And they’re going cheap… cheap!🌈 Rainbow & 💕 Pink/White dozens just $15 today o...
02/11/2025

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
👉 FERTILISED! 😏
And they’re going cheap… cheap!
🌈 Rainbow & 💕 Pink/White dozens just $15 today only!
📍Calen, QLD | 🚚 Post Aus-wide
Because romance is temporary… but hatch rates are forever 🐣

🎤 It’s tiiiiime… 🎶To defrost your incubator, baby — the Rainbow Queens are laying and they are NOT taking a winter break...
02/11/2025

🎤 It’s tiiiiime… 🎶

To defrost your incubator, baby — the Rainbow Queens are laying and they are NOT taking a winter break.

🌈 RAINBOW DOZENS – 2️⃣5️⃣
💖🤍 PINK & WHITES – 2️⃣0️⃣

Laid by the Pocket Pastures all-star lineup:
💙 Blue Easter Eggers – serving colour and chaos
👑 Coronation Sussex – royal, radiant, and dramatic
🤍 Hylines – reliable like your morning coffee
🖤 Australorps – silky smooth and sassy
🤎 Barnvelders – vintage beauty with that bronze glow

✨ Fertile. Flawless. Fresh outta the coop and ready to hatch your holiday fantasy.
So warm up that incubator, darling — these eggs are hotter than Mariah hitting that whistle note. 🎶🔥

📍Calen, QLD | Shipping Aus-wide 🚚

🔥🐣 CLUCK ME, THESE ARE HOT! 🐣🔥Pocket Pastures is back at it — serving up pure egg addiction with a side of sass 😏🥚 What’...
29/10/2025

🔥🐣 CLUCK ME, THESE ARE HOT! 🐣🔥
Pocket Pastures is back at it — serving up pure egg addiction with a side of sass 😏

🥚 What’s hatching:
🌈 Rainbow Dozens — 💲²⁵ (Easter Egger, Sussex, Barnvelder, Australorp, Hy-Line… the full colour show)
💗 Pink & Whites — 💲²⁰ (pretty, posh, and always photogenic)
✨ ½ Dozen Silkie Eggs — 💲¹⁰ (for those who like their chicks extra fluffy and high-maintenance 👑)

📍 Calen, QLD
🚚 Express Post Australia-wide — because good eggs travel first class, darling 💅
⚠️ Warning: may cause sudden urges to expand your coop, name every chick, and whisper “just one more batch.”

💌 DM Pocket Pastures — where self-control goes to die beautifully. 💀🐔

Address

1190 Calen Mount Charlton Road
Calen, QLD
4798

Telephone

+61447331825

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