19/09/2025
We pushed on, the last ‘comfort trail’ beverage keeping the moral up. We’d spanned out, focusing on what appears to be Cellar Door's latest interpretation of one ‘yojana’ of distance. The scree we found ourselves on was steepening, but the mist kept the true nature of the rocks ahead a mystery. A few in our party slipped back, nervous at what we would find ahead - while fleet of foot, Cellar Door is curious by nature and his notion of personal safety tends to skew as the excitement of the climb, and the tastiness of a hazy IPA or two take over. As the rocks loomed overhead, we slowly dragged ourselves up and over the escarpment, quietly hoping we'd find signs of Cellar Door’s ’summiting ritual’ which involves the construction of a number of cairns, a highly symbolic interpretive dance and, of course, the downing of a specifically chosen beer. Alas, though, while the cairns and a characteristic dance pad were found, the symbolic beer appeared to be untouched, and Cellar Door was nowhere to be seen. Subsequent searching revealed little else, so we had to descend from the peak and make out way home. It’s thus a sombre affair today as we await news, but, as Cellar Door would want, we are open from 2pm and have Mint Fast Fresh Food providing eats while we’re offering a cube of delicious Pale to anyone who can identify the rather bleak central Tas peak where Cellar Door’s celebratory beer was found...