ill-intentions.

ill-intentions. A nano-scale brewery and distillery where environment and circular economy come first brewing one keg at a time, let's see what we can sell.

from nanotechnology to nanobrewery, this passion project evolved from a journey of american craft b**r through to discovery of all grain brewing and resulted in a complete obsession with the process of b**r making. eight years of studying nanotechnology and eight years of developing coatings for medical devices left an urge for something different. the process of making b**r is the ultimate combin

ation of science and creativity in an age old craft. with artisans as parents and craft in the blood, the scientific path was bound to lead back around to more creative exploits. without an appetite for extreme risk, this project is at the kick-the-tyres phase. if demand outstrips supply then it is time to invest in greater things. contrary to the name, we have the best of intentions for you and the environment. brewing is a notoriously water and energy hungry process that generates lots of waste. here at ill-intentions. we aim to impart as little environmental impact as possible. we collect and use rainwater for both brewing and cleaning, this also gives better control over our brewing water profile. a solar array generates more electricity than is used in the brewing process and will be scaled in time as demand increases. we are fortunate to have lots of land that is desperate to be rejuvenated with rich organic matter. all waste products are organic and can be composted to generate rich growing medium for new trees and produce grown by us. fermentation is the true passion. let nature help craft your drink. this is why we not only want to make b**r but also a range of other fermented products. everything is small batch but our true-intention. is to provide c***r, kombucha, mead, spirits and hop water alongside our range of b**rs. our fermentery is well positioned to benefit from a range of orchards supplying low grade fruit perfect for fermenting. kombucha is fermented tea that is delicious by itself but can be made diverse with the addition of fruit. we have bees in our trees so why not make them pay rent. the potential for honey collection at the fermentery is huge so mead will be on the horizon. honey can also be used to produce a type of kombucha called jun tea. there is probably a gin distillery within 10 minutes of everyones house at this stage, but it is still fun to make and the fractions that don't make the final cut can be transformed into other spirits or liqueurs. distillation also gives us a chance to reduce waste even further by stripping the alcohol from leftover b**r from the fermenters or even bad and out of date b**r...not that we make that kind of thing. hop water, while not fermented, is a crazy refreshing carbonated drink that instills all the goodness of hop oils without the calories of grains. delicious by itself or mixed, we can recommend it with kombucha. with everything we make, we learn, we adjust and we do it slightly different next time. maybe the changes are subtle or maybe they are significant but our products are probably going to be different next time you try them. this is what makes it a craft.

Another great day of sun powered deliveries!☀️While those cans look great up front in the ill-intentions.mobile, they we...
04/09/2026

Another great day of sun powered deliveries!☀️
While those cans look great up front in the ill-intentions.mobile, they were not for my consumption. They were bought along to try and entice some more local craft loving bottle shop managers into stocking some ill-intentions.

I’m very happy to announce that, even without indulging in the sample, the fantastic team at Moana Cellarbrations have jumped on board and taken the extra couple of cartons of pestilence pedlar vol. I just happened to have on board.

Cheers to a new relationship with a team that absolutely back South Australian craft b**r.

pestilence pedlar vol. now available at:

Moana Cellarbrations
Blackwood Cellarbrations
Belair Fine Wines
Stirling Cellars
Goodwood Cellars
Little Pub
Fassina Mansfield
Colac Pt Adelaide
West Beach Cellars
Sullies Beach Liquor

And soon one happy chap in WA.

Still a few more angles to work so hopefully this list will continue to grow. 🍻

Sending out the cold weather with one final ill-intentions. dark b**r for the year. pestilence pedlar vol.I, an 8.2% Imp...
01/09/2026

Sending out the cold weather with one final ill-intentions. dark b**r for the year.

pestilence pedlar vol.I, an 8.2% Imperial Porter, is a journey into a classic English style now severely overshadowed by the modern Stout.

This Imperial Porter has received the ill-intentions. treatment so is big on flavour and dangerously easy drinking. A medium body and high carbonation delivers big aroma while keeping the bold flavours dancing around the mouth.

First cans have hit the shelves at both Blackwood Cellarbrations and Belair Fine Wines.

Next lot heading to Stirling Cellars tomorrow and a host of other fine venues later in the week.

Here is a little reminder of the lengths we go towards sustainability! Every aspect of how ill-intentions. operates is s...
31/08/2026

Here is a little reminder of the lengths we go towards sustainability!

Every aspect of how ill-intentions. operates is scrutinised and then optimised to help reach our goal of an ultra low environmental footprint.

We run our operations off-grid and use only rainwater. Liquid and solid organic waste are worked back into the land and pool water is run through the plate chiller for cooling our delicious sugary liquids ready for fermentation.

Even brewing techniques, such as no boil and fully naturally carbonated b**rs are chosen to reduce energy input and make use of the abundant CO2 byproduct.

There are, however, several aspects we have no control over. These mostly involve plastic waste from hops and malt bags along with the backing sheet to our can labels.

This latest idea, brought from concept to test phase by my mother, aims to give all those malt bags a second life.

Ideal for grabbing a bunch of 4 packs or even heading to the shops for your weekly groceries.

They won’t last for ever but any extra use we can get out of them all helps reduce their environmental impact. 🍻

26/08/2026
The days are getting longer but there is still plenty of chill in the air! Luckily, ill-intentions. has one more seasona...
26/08/2026

The days are getting longer but there is still plenty of chill in the air! Luckily, ill-intentions. has one more seasonal release to help take the edge off.

pestilence pedlar vol.I is an Imperial Porter clocking in at 8.2% abv.

This is my first attempt at this style but it has exceeded expectations. Dark chocolate and a hint of roast coffee on the nose, toffee and dark fruits on the palate, medium bodied with a hint of bitterness and a clean finish.

Canning will happen Friday so should start hitting shelves this time next week.🍻

It’s an honour to welcome The Ed Cellars to our list of stockists here at ill-intentions. Cans of our Dip-Hopped Raw Imp...
21/08/2026

It’s an honour to welcome The Ed Cellars to our list of stockists here at ill-intentions.

Cans of our Dip-Hopped Raw Imperial SMaSH IPA, numerous in quantity and sinister in nature vol.I, should be sitting in a fridge at the drive through by now.

Go and grab some on your way home to start your weekend. 🍻

The first big delivery made entirely with solar power!☀️numerous in quantity and sinister in nature vol.I has landed in ...
07/08/2026

The first big delivery made entirely with solar power!☀️

numerous in quantity and sinister in nature vol.I has landed in 6 more venues.

Goodwood Cellars
Little Pub
Fassina Mansfield Park
colac.portadl
West Beach Cellars
Sullies Liquor

Cans are also sitting at Blackwood Cellarbrations, Belair Fine Wines and Stirling Cellars & Patisserie.

From this Dip-hopped Raw Imperial SMaSH IPA you can expect big pulpy mango vibes complements of the Mosaic hops and made juicy by the big malt bill that was not boiled (Raw) to maintain proteins for increased mouthfeel.

Go and hunt it down and/or send me suggestions of bottle shops you would like to stock ill-intentions. 🍻

Sneaking its way out into the wild…..numerous in quantity and sinister in nature vol.IA new series that explores the sim...
04/08/2026

Sneaking its way out into the wild…..

numerous in quantity and sinister in nature vol.I

A new series that explores the simplicity of two main ingredients: malt and hops.

SMaSH…Single Malt and Single Hop is a big step back from my normal complex recipe designs but really enables brewing process to add depth to the finished b**r.

In this first edition, Mosaic hops is the focus and this batch is putting all the mango and sweet fruits right up front. The support act is the malt that is lending the sweetness and mouthfeel to help suggest that this is loaded with real fruit juice. At 8.6% this one can get you into trouble!

Receiving the first deliveries (cans already on shelves) are my closest stockists:
Belair Fine Wines
Blackwood Cellarbrations

Blackwood Cellarbrations have really started backing me and taken 4 cartons so please go in and support them. Their prices are also fantastic.

More deliveries to come over the rest of the week. 🍻

Time for a new b**r!!🍻 and an essay….The first glimpse of a new series called “numerous in quantity and sinister in natu...
29/07/2026

Time for a new b**r!!🍻 and an essay….

The first glimpse of a new series called “numerous in quantity and sinister in nature” where I explore technique driven complexity while keeping to a basic recipe.

This Dip-Hopped Raw Imperial SMaSH IPA builds on techniques used in previous big b**rs while sticking to just two main ingredients.

The acronym SMaSH stands for Single Malt and Single Hops.

In numerous in quantity and sinister in nature vol.I I use 100% American Ale Malt from Gladfields and the hop that got me into brewing but hasn’t yet appeared in an ill-intentions. b**r…..Mosaic!

The process starts with the Raw Ale technique which leaves heaps of body and mouthfeel in the b**r since none of the proteins are crashed out in the boil. From there, the process moves into Dip-Hopping where a large portion of the hops are added to the fermenter along with a small portion of hot wort. This is steeped for a while in the sealed fermenter before adding the remainder of the chilled wort along with the yeast.

The result has been an amazingly complex and big b**r that feels like it contains more than it does. Aroma delivers some dank notes initially but opens up to ripe stone fruit and mango. On the palate this b**r is smooth, sweet, rich and fruity. There is no bitterness but a little tingle from the hop oils which will fade in time.

I’m looking forward to getting this one into cans and out into the public.

Anyone on the prowl for a turbid pint of moral turpitude vol.I can slink on in to Little Pub now to get their fill. This...
19/07/2026

Anyone on the prowl for a turbid pint of moral turpitude vol.I can slink on in to Little Pub now to get their fill.
This Imperial Red IPA takes no prisoners along its march to dominate your tastebuds.

On a separate note…. After a few days of amazing weather there are now two completely new b**rs frothing away in their respective fermenters. Details to come over the next week but the smells are amazing in there right now. 🍻

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