The Great Beyond

07/10/2026

19/09/2026

Ears lowered + buying some liquorice for your ears is giving me "eat sushi while my car is washed vibes."

1. I miss that joint.
2. It's nice to see the tradition kick on, here in deep south Coburg.

17/09/2026

the slop's giving me the sh*ts too. no fu**in' ai is going to write like me.

27/08/2026

Thanks folks, Bruce is now in hospital at Essendon.

21/08/2026

Sorry about the muck around this week. I unfortunately can't do much if I can't reliably stand up. I'm here and good to go now and look forward to seeing you. I really hope I do, I have some serious catch up to do after the last 6 weeks of sh*tty body. My goal was to make 2026 surgery free, I lasted half the year, but three general anaesthetics in the last 6 weeks has slowed me down a bit!

20/08/2026

Sorry about the stuff around.

Good progress today and I'll be cherry ripe for tomorrow & saturday.

23/07/2026

I've been digging through my stash of data, trying to put all of my grog pictures & writings into one place. I found this picture from around this time in 2006. This was a phone order and the customer had the sh*ts that we didn't have gift bags, so I got creative, and was pleased with my handiwork. So much so I saved it. Hard to think it's been that long. Doing berserk stuff for 20+ years in booze. Wow. Please reach out anytime if you'd like me to do stuff like this for you or yours, I'd be happy to oblige. One was a Debortoli Melba Cabernet and the other was a Tassie Pinot; can see the label but can't remember, maybe Ninth Island. Ol' sperg memory can recall that, but NFI where my keys are or what my passwords are. Or to drink my protein shake in the morning!