03/09/2026
๐ ๐ง๐๐ข๐จ๐๐๐ง ๐๐๐๐ข ๐ช๐๐ฆ ๐ง๐๐๐๐๐ก๐ ๐๐๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐ฒ๐ป๐๐ก๐๐ข ๐๐ป๐ฐ. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐
Seriously.
I started listening to this speech and nearly fell off my chair.
โ๐๐ฎ๐ป๐ด๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ผ๐๐, ๐ฑ๐ถ๐๐ถ๐๐ถ๐๐ฒ ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ ๐ฑ๐ผ๐๐ป๐ฟ๐ถ๐ด๐ต๐ ๐ฑ๐ถ๐๐ต๐ผ๐ป๐ฒ๐๐.โ
Yep. โ
โTheyโll say anything and do anything.โ
Absolutely. ๐
โ๐๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐ฎ๐ป๐ ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐๐.โ
Now weโre talking.
โ๐ฃ๐ฒ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐น๐ฒ ๐บ๐ถ๐๐ถ๐ป๐ณ๐ผ๐ฟ๐บ๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ ๐ฑ๐ถ๐๐ถ๐ป๐ณ๐ผ๐ฟ๐บ๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป.โ
๐๐๐ก๐๐๐๐ฌ! ๐
โTurn Australian against Australian.โ
๐๐ฒ๐๐๐, ๐๐น๐ฏ๐ผ. ๐ช๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฒ ๐ต๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ผ๐ ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ป?
For one glorious moment I thought the Prime Minister had finally discovered the environmental campaigning industry. ๐
I thought perhaps someone had shown him what Australian fishing communities have been dealing with.
๐ฏ The carefully selected statistics.
๐ฅ The overseas footage presented to Australians as if it represents what happens here.
๐บ๏ธ The scary maps.
๐ญ The emotional imagery.
๐ค The claims that collapse the moment somebody bothers checking what the actual fishery does, where it operates, or what the science actually says.
I genuinely thought:
๐๐ ๐๐๐ง๐ฆ ๐๐ง.
Then I realised he was talking about the other side of politics.
Ahhhhh.
Of course. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Apparently misinformation is a grave threat to democracy when it doesn't help you.
When it comes from envNGOs campaigning for policies his government supports?
๐๐ถ๐ณ๐ณ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ป๐ ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐๐บ๐ฒ๐ป๐, ๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ป๐๐น๐. ๐
Hereโs the awkward bit.
๐ฌ๐ผ๐ ๐ฑ๐ผ๐ปโ๐ ๐ด๐ฒ๐ ๐๐ผ ๐ต๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ๐น๐ฒ๐ณ๐-๐๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐บ๐ถ๐๐ถ๐ป๐ณ๐ผ๐ฟ๐บ๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ด๐ต๐-๐๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐บ๐ถ๐๐ถ๐ป๐ณ๐ผ๐ฟ๐บ๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป.
๐ฌ๐ผ๐ ๐ท๐๐๐ ๐ต๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ๐บ๐ถ๐๐ถ๐ป๐ณ๐ผ๐ฟ๐บ๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป.
You donโt get to have acceptable deception because you happen to like the cause.
Whether we voted for you our not ๐๐ผ๐ ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฒ ๐๐๐ถ๐น๐น ๐๐๐ ๐ฃ๐ฟ๐ถ๐บ๐ฒ ๐ ๐ถ๐ป๐ถ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ. So perhaps the new rule could be really radical:
๐ ๐๐ ๐๐งโ๐ฆ ๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ข๐ก๐๐ฆ๐ง, ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ง ๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ข๐ก๐๐ฆ๐ง.
๐๐๐ฒ๐ป ๐๐ต๐ฒ๐ป ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐๐ถ๐ฑ๐ฒ ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฒ๐ณ๐ถ๐๐ ๐ณ๐ฟ๐ผ๐บ ๐ถ๐.
Crazy idea, I know. ๐คทโโ๏ธ