10/06/2026
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A private plane was flying five passengers to Sydney, Australia: the President of the United States, his lawyer, a young teenage boy, a priest, and a blonde friend of the President.
Mid-flight, the pilot rushed back and shouted,
“Engine failure! We’re going down! There are only four parachutes for five passengers. One of you will have to jump without one!”
Panic broke out immediately.
The President jumped to his feet.
“I am the most powerful man in the world. I must survive!”
He grabbed a parachute and leapt from the plane.
The lawyer stood up next.
“I have to protect the President’s complex legal affairs!”
He quickly put on a parachute and jumped.
Then the blonde stood.
“I’m beautiful and have so much to live for!”
She grabbed a pack and jumped out.
Now only the priest and the teenage boy were left.
The priest turned kindly to the boy and said,
“My son, you take the last parachute. You have your whole life ahead of you. I am ready to meet my Maker.”
The boy smiled and said,
“It’s okay, Father… there are still two parachutes left.”
The priest looked puzzled.
“How can that be?”
The boy replied,
“The blonde just jumped out with my school backpack.”