12/10/2026
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PEACE PIZZA UNDER INVESTIGATION AFTER LOCAL TEENAGERS CAUGHT BEING FU***NG USEFUL
DUNSBOROUGH, WA โ The Dunsborough Observer Food Desk has launched an investigation into Peace Pizza following disturbing reports that teenagers are running the place with an alarming level of competence.
Naturally, we assumed this was bu****it.
We attended the scene.
And quite frankly, weโre still processing what we witnessed.
Teenagers taking orders. Stretching dough. Making bloody excellent woodfired pizzas.
WITHOUT BEING TOLD SIX FU***NG TIMES.
Not a single parent standing over them threatening to disconnect the WiFi.
No one asking where the clean socks were.
Nobody announcing they were too tired after spending seven hours on TikTok.
Just young people.
Working.
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F**K.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Dunsborough, a 19 year old is stepping over a wet towel theyโve left on the bathroom floor since Thursday.
The pizzas themselves? Absolutely bloody fantastic.
Fresh dough, beautiful crusts, quality toppings and an operation running smoother than most local roundabouts.
Gary remains unconvinced.
โTeenagers? Working? Properly?โ
Yes, Gary.
โBullsh*t.โ
He ordered another pizza.
OFFICIAL OBSERVER FINDINGS:
๐ Pizza: Fu***ng excellent.
๐ฅ Woodfire: Magnificent.
๐จโ๐ณ Teenage competence: Deeply concerning.
๐ Local parents: Now considering apprenticeships for their own useless offspring.
The Observer concludes that Peace Pizza, Dunsborough is living proof that teenagers can achieve extraordinary things when given responsibility, a roster and access to melted cheese.
Go support these little legends.
And to the crew at Peace Pizza, keep doing what youโre doing.
YOUโRE MAKING THE REST OF OUR KIDS LOOK LIKE ABSOLUTE POTATOES.
The Dunsborough Observer Food Desk ๐๏ธ
No qualifications. Strong opinions. Still waiting for someone at home to empty the dishwasher.
