Erko Bowlo

01/04/2026

THIS THURSDAY!!!
20 seafood trays and Easter egg baskets to be won.
Raffles start at 6:45pm.

08/03/2026

Local Bowls Comeback Ends in Absolute Public Humiliation (Worth It for $6 Beers)

Returned to The Erko Bowlo after 12 months without touching a bowl… which is roughly the sporting equivalent of trying to ride a bike straight into the Tour de France.

Early signs were… concerning.
Bowls going everywhere except near the jack.
Teammates immediately questioning my selection.
Crowd (three retirees and a bloke eating chips) stunned.

But then something happened…

The competitive fire returned.
The sweet glory of a bowl tracking in.
The ancient art of hanging absolute s**t on your own teammates.

“Great line mate… shame about the speed… and direction… and concept.”

Somehow — against the laws of lawn bowls and possibly physics — we were leading all day.

Then came the final end.

The moment of truth.
The hero shot.
The legacy bowl.

Instead I produced a delivery so bad it may qualify as abstract performance art.

Opposition knocks the jack.
Game over.
Team emotionally ruined.
I will not be invited back.

BUT…

Two schooners for $12.60.

So really… who’s the winner here?

Sport.
Drama.
Betrayal.
Budget beer.

WHAT A DAY. 🍻🎳

08/03/2026

Let’s Gooo

25/02/2026

This Sunday from 1pm

24/02/2026

It’s going to be epic!

10/02/2026

Footy season is back and so is out tipping comp. If your interested in joining please follow the info below.

Payment is $30 and must be paid by round 2 or you out.

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31/01/2026

Congratulations to Mick, Jamie and Craig on winning the 2025 triples.

22/01/2026

SEAFOOD RAFFLE THIS FRIDAY AND SUNDAY

22/01/2026

Seafood 🦞 Raffles this Friday

24/12/2025

Wishing everyone a very merry Christmas.

21/12/2025

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