03/06/2026
A reminder that we'll be CLOSED on Monday.
We considered opening, but the staff threatened to start biting customers.
So do your future self a favour and get your meat sorted before the long weekend.
And if you're firing up the smoker, our Pork Scotch is just $19.99/kg this week. Perfect for a low-and-slow session while you pretend you're "just checking the temperature" every 20 minutes.
We'll be back Tuesday, rested, refreshed, and significantly less likely to bite. 😅🤣