Bottle Shop & Cellar at The River

02/10/2026

30/09/2026

🚨 **DRIVE-THRU CLOSED FRIDAY MORNING!** 🚨

Our **Drive-Thru will be CLOSED this Friday morning** while our shiny new roller door is being installed!

We’re hoping to have everything finished and the Drive-Thru **BACK OPEN BEFORE 12PM.**

🍻 **THE BOTTLE SHOP WILL STILL BE OPEN!**
You’ll just need to park up and come inside to grab your drinks.

And while we’re talking about our beautiful new roller door… there’s something we need to discuss. 😂

🚨 **CHECK YOUR HEIGHT BEFORE ENTERING THE DRIVE THROUGH!** 🚨

We love our customers. We love your cars. And we’re quite fond of our roller door too… so please stop trying to introduce the stuff on your roof to it. 😂

Over the years, our poor roller door has met:

🪜 Ladders
🏄 Surfboards
🧰 Toolboxes
🧊 Eskys
🛒 Wheelbarrows
🤦 And plenty of other things that definitely weren’t 2.4 metres or under!

And yes… **every single one of these has actually happened.**

⚠️ **MAXIMUM HEIGHT: 2.4 METRES** ⚠️

If you’re not sure whether you’ll fit, **GET OUT AND CHECK BEFORE DRIVING THROUGH.**

Saying **“She’ll be right”** unfortunately doesn’t make your car any shorter. 😂

💥 **AND HERE’S THE IMPORTANT BIT:**

If you hit the roller door and damage it, **you’ll be responsible for the cost of replacing it.**

Our last roller door cost around **$3,500.** to replace and install

That turns your quick trip to the bottlo into one **VERY EXPENSIVE CARTON!** 🍺💸

So when the new door opens on Friday, please remember:

👀 **CHECK IT BEFORE YOU SEND IT.**

💥 **HIT IT. DAMAGE IT. YOU PAY FOR IT.**

Maximum height: **2.4 METRES.**

Let’s see if we can keep this roller door alive a little longer than the last one. 😂🍻

30/09/2026

🚨 **DRIVE-THRU CLOSED FRIDAY MORNING!** 🚨

Our **Drive-Thru will be CLOSED this Friday morning** while our shiny new roller door is being installed!

We’re hoping to have everything finished and the Drive-Thru **BACK OPEN BEFORE 12PM.**

🍻 **THE BOTTLE SHOP WILL STILL BE OPEN!**
You’ll just need to park up and come inside to grab your drinks.

And while we’re talking about our beautiful new roller door… there’s something we need to discuss. 😂

🚨 **CHECK YOUR HEIGHT BEFORE ENTERING THE DRIVE THROUGH!** 🚨

We love our customers. We love your cars. And we’re quite fond of our roller door too… so please stop trying to introduce the stuff on your roof to it. 😂

Over the years, our poor roller door has met:

🪜 Ladders
🏄 Surfboards
🧰 Toolboxes
🧊 Eskys
🛒 Wheelbarrows
🤦 And plenty of other things that definitely weren’t 2.4 metres or under!

And yes… **every single one of these has actually happened.**

⚠️ **MAXIMUM HEIGHT: 2.4 METRES** ⚠️

If you’re not sure whether you’ll fit, **GET OUT AND CHECK BEFORE DRIVING THROUGH.**

Saying **“She’ll be right”** unfortunately doesn’t make your car any shorter. 😂

💥 **AND HERE’S THE IMPORTANT BIT:**

If you hit the roller door and damage it, **you’ll be responsible for the cost of replacing it.**

Our last roller door cost around **$3,500.** to replace and install

That turns your quick trip to the bottlo into one **VERY EXPENSIVE CARTON!** 🍺💸

So when the new door opens on Friday, please remember:

👀 **CHECK IT BEFORE YOU SEND IT.**

💥 **HIT IT. DAMAGE IT. YOU PAY FOR IT.**

Maximum height: **2.4 METRES.**

Let’s see if we can keep this roller door alive a little longer than the last one. 😂🍻

15/09/2026

🍻 CONGRATULATIONS PHIL! 🍻

Our lucky Carlsberg Bean Bag winner! 🏆💚

Time to sit back, crack a cold one and enjoy your new throne! 😂🍺

Probably the best seat in town!