TightarsesofMelbourne

09/10/2026

OBVIOUSLY Melbourne is the superior city... But 🍸 $7 full-sized cocktails during happy hour in Syndey?

Unfortunately, Melbourne doesn't compete...

Sooo see ya Melbourne 😉 Tightarses of Melbourne🤘🏽🤘🏽 is moving. Tightarses of Sydney 🤘🏽 here we come.

That's a joke. NEVER.

08/10/2026

Anyone else find data sexy?? Or.... Are you normal 😂 we Tightarses of Melbourne🤘🏽🤘🏽 sure do.

These are the Top 5 deals that were discovered this week on 👉🏽 tightarses.au

Frenchie Bar & Restaurant Melbourne rice paper scissors 🍚🥢 NOSH A1 Bakery The Birmy

We also found out most searched tags were:
🍽️ Dinner
📌 Abbotsford
❤️ Tuesday
🥩 Steak

Which if you searched all 4 would quite literally take you to Steak night at Dr Morse 😂

Kinda cool 👀 👀 👀 check out alllll 2130 🍑 deals 👉🏽 tightarses.au

06/10/2026

Happy National Taco Day! 🌮 We've done a Taco Roundup in our last post. Now it's time to thank the spots that welcome the OTHER Taco in our life. 🐶

Shoutout to every dog friendly hotel, cafe, pub, bar and b**r garden across Melbourne. You make our city better, and our dog's tail has never wagged harder. 🤘🏽

Now we need YOU. Tell us your favourite dog friendly spots in the comments and we'll do our best to feature the best ones.

👉🏽 Tag the venue, tag your pup, tag a mate.

Good boys and girls only. 🐾

06/10/2026

🌮 NATIONAL TACO DAY - is today 6 October which perfectly coincidence with Taco Tuesday, coincidence? Well no, turns out it's celebrated the first Tuesday of October

So that means that you, dear Tight🍑es get to discover a world of Taco deals today, AND EVERY TUESDAY care of your taco-loving friends at Tightarses of Melbourne🤘🏽🤘🏽

This is a very small sampling of the Taco Tuesday deals we have on our site 🍑👉🏽 tightarses.au

Over 2k deals. With loads where you can find 🌮 deals across Melbourne just 🔍'taco'

You can also search by Suburb, Day of the week, or time of day.

05/10/2026

05/10/2026

$10 SNACKS & SIPS 🥂 if you've been up to Level 25 of the Hyatt Centric before Langlands Restaurant and Bar you know the view. Now here's another reason to go back for the menu too like Tightarses of Melbourne🤘🏽🤘🏽

❤️ Every Tuesday to Saturday from 5:30pm, the Snacks & Sips Menu drops $10 bites + $10 sips running NOW until November 7. Skyline views, snacks that don't blow the budget 💰

👉🏽 A few picks to get you drooling, this is the kind of deal you don't want to send to the group chat and make sure you actually book.

SNACKS:
🍖 Kare-Kare Croquette, beef cheek, peanut, annatto
🌿 Lamb Bò Lá Lốt, served with nam jim talay (OUR FAV)
🍅 Stracciatella, shish*to pepper, heirloom tomato, lemon, basil (ALSO OUR FAV)
🦪 Rock Oysters, Yarra Valley caviar, sweet ginger (2pc)
🐷 Golden Plains pork, tamarind, shallot, chilli

And on the SIPS:
🍊 Yuzu Spritz, yuzu, prosecco, soda
🍒 Mini Aviation, Allie Lane gin, crème de violette, maraschino cherry
🍵 Tokyoside, smoked Billy tea gin, Midori, green tea syrup
🌸 Jasmine Longing (0%), Brunswick Aces Diamonds, Saicho jasmine sparkling
🥂 Bubbles, NV Coeur des Sages Blanc de Blancs

$10 Snacks and Sips with that view don't exactly last forever. Finishes 7 November.

📌 Level 25, Hyatt Centric Melbourne, 25 Downie St, Melbourne

Head to tightarses.au for the full deal breakdown and save it for your next night out 😘 via link on our bio 🔗

04/10/2026

🍑 $12 TAPAS every Thursday GK Tapas Bar & Restaurant | Moonee Ponds - if you're a Moonee Ponds local, chances are you've already visited this Spanish-style tapas restaurant & Bar but if not, here's the dealio.

Every Thursday the entire tapas menu becomes just $12 - This is the kind of spot you bring a group to and everyone leaves full without the bill making you wince 💰

👉🏽 A few picks off the menu to get you drooling but have a swipe to see for yourself 👀 sent this to the group, this should be the next spot.

🧀 Halloumi bites, crispy and harissa'd - was $18
🥘 Patatas bravas, crispy potato with spicy tomato sauce - was $18
🍤 Kataifi wrapped prawns, pastry-wrapped with lemon myrtle aioli was - $22
🐑 Spiced lamb ribs - served with mint yoghurt and salsa verde - was $26

That's some serious savings. And how good are tapas?!?

GK has some other juicy deals too, that yes, are all over on our 🍑 juicy deal directory via the link 🔗 in our bio or over at 👉🏽 Tightarses.au like..

🌮 $3 TACOS every Tuesday
🍹 HAPPY HOUR every Tuesday - Friday (from 4:30pm - 6:30pm with $14 cocktails, $10 spritz & w**e, $7 b**rs + $4 tacos
🥂 High Tea - on the first Saturday or the month w/ bottomless bubbles.

📌 14 Margaret St, Moonee Ponds right near Moonee Ponds train station.

Head to tightarses.au for the full deal breakdown and save it for your next night out 😘