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Scoffle Waffle, Causeway Lane, Melbourne (2026)

24/05/2023

We've Mysteriously Disappeared! Who's Behind the Vanishing Act?🚨🚨

🍔 McDonald's loves a game of Monopoly 🎲, and Hungry Jack's adores UNO 🃏 too. Scoffle Waffle 🥰 we cherish a unique, classic game of Guess Who 👥. Now, we're heading to the polls 🗳️ to decipher who silenced Scoffle Waffle, disrupted our power, crushed our hopes and dreams, and made us mysteriously disappear from the heart of Melbourne 💔. Who's keeping us padlocked 🔒 and hidden in a safe house somewhere far, far away over the rainbow 🌈? Our almost homeless super small business heroes 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️ have done the hard work of investigating 🕵‍♂️, while the sheriff's friends at street level seem to be a little distracted taking selfies at the moment 📸.

Now you all can guess for public consensus: Who did it? Was it:

A. Waffle.Gov 🌐?
B. Daddy Dan on a budget 👨‍🌾?
C. Little Miss Mayor 👩‍🏫?
D. The Panda 🐼?
E. Secret Agents 🕵‍♂️🕵️‍♀️?
F. Chester Cheetah longing for the return of the spicy mac & cheese waffle taco 🐆?
G. Pirates of the Caribbean Gardens on a treasure hunt 🏴‍☠️💰?
H. Ninjas 🥷?
I. Charlie The Unicorn, demanding more unicorn on the pop n' pebbles waffle taco 🦄?
J. Aliens of Course 👽?
K. Fire Person Sam 👩‍🚒👨‍🚒?

Tune in next week at the same time ⏰, same Insta place 📸, on the same feed 📖 for the continuation of this thrilling Guess Who poll tally. Let's pray that the super small business heroes and co can extinguish the fires now burning 🔥🚒🧯, save the day, unlock, free, and mend our little waffle heart of joy again ❤️‍🩹 so that we can wake up with The Today Shoe and share & enjoy delicious, wonderful waffle tacos from Scoffle Waffle once S'more in the heart of Melbourne 🙏🫶.

Unite, Share, Enjoy! 🤝

02/05/2023

Grand Finale 🏈 (Part 6)
Why, Daddy Dan 👨‍🌾? Why break our hearts like this with the panda and little miss mayor 👩‍🏫💔? And push up the cost of living even more after everything we've been through in the sake of driving the economy? We'll just block you now to listen to Spotify and unite, share, and enjoy our own free safe little positive community together as a whole, funded by us to keep our money where it's needed most at the moment and not waste a precious resource 🤗. We'll start over as a seed 🌰 and branch out again, as this isn't working for us 🌱.

We'll squash the corporations and buy local only, and start our own economy with small businesses as we know how to manage money tightly, as we've seemed to have been living and promoted and influenced by a lie all this time. We'll share our wealth equally among ourselves 💰🤝 and focus on feeding each other food and real knowledge after love and peace 💖🕊️.

We'll start talking at street level again, so you can't hear us and fill the streets with joy, not hate or retaliation, and take responsibility for our own paths and universes, and start and fund our own schools 🏫. We'll free our minds of toxic influences 🌷🦋 and start thinking for ourselves freely, taking accountability for our own actions, and having a chance to do good again 😇. Maybe you'll have a change of heart too and make it easier for the nice little people left down at the bottom on the street level to reach the top of their true destinies 🌟.

Thanks for wasting our time, but time and the value of life are more important than money and power ⏰💰. Maybe start teaching that to your panda love affair 🐼❤️! Love, peace, and unity always win ✌️💕; they are better ingredients for a more wholesome life, after all!

And all the lionesses, lions 🦁, and Scandinavian waffle tacos 🇸🇪🧇, and real superheroes 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️ lived happily ever after and finished on top. 🎉🌍🌈

The End 🌄🌅

Amen

From the whole team
@ Scoffle Waffle
-Unite, Share, Enjoy! 💫

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ChatGPT may produce accurate information about people, places, facts, and is cheaper and a better resource to help humanity than the new AI in the Burnley Tunnel, but we do hope Daddy sees the light at the end of the tunnel🎈

02/05/2023

🕯 We won't be silenced City of Melbourne. Every night, we keep our doors open from 4pm and stay present, serving the community little waffle taco bundles of inspiring joy 🎁. Thank you for supporting our . 🙏 Let's inspire hope for all who seek to be heard. 💜🤍💚

01/05/2023

🚨🚨 ENCORE (PART 4) Little Miss Mayor Sally 👩‍🏫 doesn't wish to play "tag, you're it" anymore, as we've found out about her secret love affair! 🐼😱 Lucky our Godfather of Waffles was once the friendliest barista in Melbourne and loves waking up with the 🫶. We're fortunate we've still got our 🧇 sisters who are Ninjas on our side, who help wash our hands clean of filth and dirt every time we get caught up in drama that won't and doesn't destroy us, and know how to free us from basements and lockdowns, and get us out of sticky situations 🙏.

They taught us how to perform very well in very tough, stressful situations, keep our faith and our cool, and most importantly, how to stay humble. We're glad we listened, as they are the experts at knowing how to free us and not keep us locked or tied up. They have helped feed and reflect us with love, positive vibes, and unbiased intelligence and knowledge without motive! Maybe they can all help inspire a positive society too that unites, shares, and enjoys a local healthy community spirit that plays ball in peace with other communities and improves the lives and raises spirits of all individuals, businesses, and little creatures great and small😇🌱🤝.

So, before we gift n send our fried chicken waffle tacos to council and go green with a new step-daddy or step-mother 😍, and everyone gets their just desserts with Scandinavian waffle tacos only from , join us for Karaage chicken waffle tacos as ninjas do it better than pirates 💪🥋. And we let the universe NOW do its thing that unfolds a brighter, united future that cleans the top end of town of dirty water, adding a little more dignity and holiness to it, and before Daddy Dan is left out in the cold winter chill of discontent, lucky we've got friends in natural higher and warmer places, hey? 🌞🏝️🌟

God bless & see you soon, Brisbane, as we're finally going on a quick holiday after 3 years of drama and the nightmare is finally over for us and others in the heart of Melbourne 🙌, and we can focus on what we do best! Making sweet dreamy waffle tacos whilst singing & dancing to inspiring bangers of all eras, while serving all eras 🎶💃🕺🎉

29/04/2023

Community ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨🚨🚨
A Brighter Future Forward: Embracing Independence (Part 3 of 3)

Scoffle Waffle is humbly announcing our independence and reconciliation that is NOW in full swing to save our little super small business from going homeless and having our hard work and time wasted, as hard work pays off. We have faith this is the knockout punch that will leave them gobsmacked without getting all political speaking! 🥊🗣️ All we want to do is to make an honest living making waffle tacos without drama! 🎭 You can rebel and swing on the same tree branch by starting today and changing tomorrow's brighter history lessons by getting off a couch (as actions are louder than words) and believing that you can create your own story, without influence of corporate or government and helping a waffle brother or sister out. Supporting fairness for all, helping little people and local businesses in need in the local communities who need you the most now in this moment in time, as it may be too late tomorrow, as it's the right positive vibration and frequency moving forward. 🔮🤗

Follow us for more details soon and a hopeful, happy miracle ending for this little waffle shop's COVID story, where we're free forever and never sold out! 🎉🙌 We all know the right positive path forward here, as we are the waffle experts as we've been trained, having witnessed everything we need to know to take full flight and send the negative energy back to where it came from, with a big message, with their minds blown and singing, "I spy with my private little eye the delicious discovery of exclusive, unique waffle tacos that can blissfully sing and dance in the heart of Melbourne and do good, as they found the right causeway in life!" 💃🕺🎤

With Love As Love Always Wins 💞

Aman

The boss and team at street level 🫶🙏🙌

Unite, Share, Enjoy! 🤝🎊

😇 ⏰ 🌟 🦸‍♀️🦸‍♂️ ❤️ 🌍 🍽️ 🎁 🥷 🔄

29/04/2023

The Awakening and the Battle for Freedom and Unity (Part 2 of 3)

We've had lots of experience mending our heart, which was sadly crushed a few times through COVID, but we always bounce back stronger 💪 and pray this inspires the people at top end of town too. To change tutors, learn the lessons, and study harder for future tests 📚, and not be blinded by the $$$. Seeing clearer over the horizon, maybe enjoying a little time out, a step back and some early nights in listening to inspiring '90s music 🎧, instead of venturing into the late noughty corporate world for a bit and being distracted by all pretty lights. 🎵🌃 We also have the heart not to break up with you this morning in public 💔 and move on and in with the prettier neighbor called Sydney, her culture is less toxic.

NOW that we have woken up early today 🌅 and found out the full truth! They're trying really hard to close us down and turn off our lights! 💡😱 But we know how to not waste time as it's of the essence ⏳ and through time at light speed, work hard in silence and in darkness, how to change a light globe 🌎 with all the right people, and take it back and rewrite the history books 📖 by listening to the right words from the right people without influence and having faith in our knowledge and that the universe will do its thing! 📚✊

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29/04/2023

Missteps and Lessons Learned (Part 1 of 3)

🥕🐴 Naughty Daddy Dan 👨‍🌾 & Little Miss Mayor 👩‍🏫 didn't do their homework previously and mistakenly handed our knowledge ⌛️ to the panda 🐼 and our cute little home to one of their elite baby cubs who loves taking it easi with home deliveries and quietly eating from home on the couch 🛋. Why would you do this, Daddy? We loved you with sovereignty all through lockdown and being all tied up all alone in the cold 🥶 waiting so long for you to free us 🕊, not being able to go anywhere to see friends and family 😢. Are you out of love ⛽️, or have you lost your souls 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️? Maybe can help mend your broken hearts with goodness and S'more Scandinavian Waffle taco in your lives? 🫶❤️‍🩹

27/04/2023

We love being ahead of the game here at Scoffle Waffle🔮, so we're posting our Mothersday Caption early this year! To celebrate Mother's Day this year, the 14 of May 🎉! To Cubs of the community, if you would like to treat your mothers to the special day and bring them to Scoffle Waffle (and be in the good books 😉📚) but can't afford it, don't worry - give us what you can afford and we'll make it happen. It's the experiences and moments we share together that truly matter, not the 💰.

May the lionesses 🦁🐾, the goddesses of this world, have the courage, strength, and bravery to lead their cubs into a more united world where all walks of life are free to roam and thrive 🦋 💫 Let us cherish this still lucky world of ours, knowing that while there is life, there is still time to take a step back and move forward in the right direction. May the lionesses continue to be brave enough to tame the lions of this world, and may the lions themselves have the heart and soul to respect, share, and enjoy equally with the lionesses, building a better, united world for the cubs of tomorrow. 🌍🦁💪🌈

May the future be guided and empowered by the amazing mothers and women of this world, who hold the power to shape the next generation of leaders and change-makers. 💪👩‍👧‍👦

A big shoutout to all the wonderful ladies who have helped and supported us and made Scoffle Waffle what it is today. And of course, a huge thank you to our own mothers - we love you! ❤️🌸

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25/04/2023

Introducing Australia's first Scandinavian waffle tacos at Scoffle Waffle, a taste adventure in the heart of Melbourne! 😋 Indulge in our sweet & savory fusion-inspired flavors, crafted with love, fresh local ingredients & a Halal-friendly menu 🌟 Find us at Causeway Melbourne CBD & get ready for an unforgettable culinary experience 📍💖 🎉

24/04/2023

🙏 On this day, we send our SOS message of hope and love 🌈.

Let's take a moment to pray and remember our past 🕰️, to honour the sacrifices made by our ANZAC soldiers 🎖️, and to learn from the lessons of their lives 📖. Let's not forget the courage 💪, the resilience 🦾, and the sense of duty 🇦🇺 that they embodied. May we learn the lessons and the value of their lives 📚, and may we apply these lessons to our own lives and to the world around us.

We recognize that the game has changed 🎮, and that wealth can be used as a weapon to blind and win over nations 🌍, both over us and within our communities 🏘️. Elite soldiers only have to board a jet and buy up to win now. Let's take a step back and not fall into the trap of going around in circles, repeating the mistakes of the past. Instead, let's start small again and move forward in the right direction, guided by the wisdom of our ancestors and the values they held dear. May we remember the ethos that once made us the lucky country and planet Earth 🌎.

May we no longer be blinded by the glitz and glamour of wealth and power, but instead, focus on helping those in need, especially the small people who often get overlooked. May the small people receive the help they need, and we share our blessings with those in need. Let's begin to channel our positive energy to promote transparency, accountability, and fairness in all aspects of life.

May we recognize the value of empathy, compassion, and community in creating a better world for all. Let us unite, share, and enjoy life as a global community, and elevate each other's minds with knowledge that's not influenced by corporate and government interests in the media. May we also remember the true importance of time 🔮 and the time of others. Time is a precious gift that should be valued and used wisely.

We send our love today ❤️ and blessings 🙏 to you all, praying that our little message of hope be heard loud and clear 🗣️📢. Let's begin to work together towards a brighter, more harmonious tomorrow and future for all 🌈.

Let us open our hearts and minds to each other, and celebrate the diversity that makes us unique and truly beautiful.

Amen 💞

21/04/2023

If there's a waffle taco, then there's a causeway 🥳🎉🎊 Today we open our doors and turn our little waffle beacon of hope for a brighter tomorrow for all lights back on. We stand as the last line of defense and celebrate the beginning of uniting, sharing, and enjoying in the restoration of the community's peace, trust, positive spirit, and the power of small businesses, marking the start of sovereignty once more in our small but impactful local waffle community.

Come join us for some deliciousness and outstanding over-the-counter service at from 2 pm today. Let's pray the government is intelligent like us and catches back up with and joins in on Waffle Taco Lane festivities all this weekend 🙏🏼🧇🌮.

🥳🎉🎊💫👊🏼🌟🤝

20/04/2023

The little waffle heart joy rebellion has now begun, and it's Berry Nice to announce ✨️ For the cause of local national security and protection of little Scoffle Waffle and other small people and businesses 💞, our team at ground zero and on the front line at ground level is humble and very excited to announce 🎉 that we have summoned the courage and power to take safe risks, and it's the perfect time 🔮 to reopen our roller door once more in Causeway Lane and not go homeless and silent into the darkness 💝. We'll be serving wonderful deliciousness in the form of waffle tacos 🤩 and protecting our homegrown hometown and community from foreign interference of a very hungry panda 🐼 who's right at the heart of it all 😱. We'll be counting our blessings and thanking the higher powers 😇 once this is all over; we're sure! We pray that the appropriate government powers and people at the top end of town now take the right actions to help save local small businesses and protect and rebuild the local community, as it's their job after all 🙏. All we wish to do is make waffles, something we're truly passionate about, and have a simple, honest life without the drama.

Let's unite and enjoy the power of small businesses and the inspiration and impact we can make in our community for change and a brighter tomorrow 🌞🌟. We hope to see you all again from 2 pm tomorrow, and thank you once again from all the locals in the community for supporting us and bringing us back to life again 💖🥰.

P.S in relation to collaborations, we've decided for the foreseeable future to collaborate with the kind local homeless in need as they are the ones that require the feed the most at the moment ❤️‍🩹. Thank you for understanding, and God bless🙌.

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