22/06/2026
The Eagle has landed.
It’s 1969. You’re Neil Armstrong and you’ve just taken your first small step onto the moon.
You look out into the infinite darkness of space, searching for the planet you call home. The spinning orb carrying the beating hearts of your friends and family.
Your own heart suddenly feels a little lonely. You’re a long way from home.
But wait.
Out of the corner of your eye, a golden light.
Ah, there’s home.
Planet Tiramisu Cookie™.
Its caramelised craters glow against the darkness. The pockets of rich dark chocolate and coffee-toffee. You fondly recall its gooey mascarpone centre and the flaky Australia's Only Naturally Pink Salt Producer crystals scattered from horizon to horizon.
You regret going to the moon.
Tiramisu Cookie dropping next week 👀
