Coco Loco Hard Seltzer

07/10/2026

MARGARITA UPDATE: What's it about a watched pot?! That's what our brewing process feels like. Just look at the state of me, I can't even dress for the right season!!

We apologise for the ongoing delays. I know the wait hurts, but trust me, it's hurting us more 😩 This is the nature of making an alcoholic coconut water that's ACTUALLY coconut water alcohol - if we were a simple mixed RTD there'd be however then it would not be the only one of its kind in the world. A REAL Australian original.

It also wouldn't be zero sugar, low carb, low cal, and bloody delightful.

Thanks for all your ongoing support legend 🤙

27/09/2026

What an epic crew we had at the Yarraville Farmers Market this morning! ⭐️ Thanks to everyone who stopped for a chat and big congrats to Jill on a wonderful first market at Bassett Reserve ☀️

11/08/2026

What's the bet it turns out everyone is using their empty glass jars as drink ware. It's a cracking idea all the same, especially if it means no more single-use plastic!!

We have a ban on all single-use plastic at Yarraville Farmers Market - this applies to vendors and customers.

01/08/2026

On the way: car organised like it was packed by a Tetras world champion!
Coming home: open that boot and sh*ts going to decapitate you 😵

30/07/2026