Coco Loco Hard Seltzer

Coco Loco Hard Seltzer Australian-made alcoholic coconut water. Enjoy our Pina Colada and Passiona Spritz. 18+ buy online Australia-wide.

Coco Loco is a cocktail spritz made by brewing real coconut water for a delicious, natural, low sugar alcohol drink you can feel good about.

17/04/2026

Why no retail. Why yes farmers' markets.

Bloody Passion Spritz — Recipe // Serves 2*but also make it however you like*1x can Coco Loco Passion Spritz (tastes lik...
17/04/2026

Bloody Passion Spritz — Recipe // Serves 2
*but also make it however you like*

1x can Coco Loco Passion Spritz (tastes like Passiona and Pasito)
200 mL Sodaly Bloody Orange soda
30 mL Aperol (optional)
Ice, ice, ice (made with coconut water if you like)

Pour ingredients over ice — split between two glasses or just one bucket 🤙

An unrequested ad lib from me:
I lived in LA when I was footloose and fancy free, so understand the allure of Coachella. But now that I’ve been around the sun four x 10 times the idea of going in real life makes me instantly tired. And cold.

Anywho, I will stay right here watching Bieber on the Tube and enjoy my coconut water alcohol spritz under the glow of my infrared heater. ✌️

10/04/2026

Alright, alright, alright... as the great Matthew McConaughey said: just keep living! I'm sure he was referring to bad weather forecasts and the uncertain state of the world.

Anyway, the show must go on and people still need their fix of brewed alcoholic coconut water. And we are here to serve!

Get amongst it this weekend and get your Coco Loco at:

All day Saturday at Yarraville Oval ~ HUGE day with Division 1 season kicking off 🦅

Always at the Baa - best ever!

Saturday 9-1 ~ Slow Food Market WeFo

Sunday 8.30-12.30 ~ Bonbeach Farmers' Market

08/04/2026

We might be in trouble here. Should we try tennis?

Just in case this alcoholic coconut water company doesn't survive the fuel crisis. And all the crises being faced the world over.

10/03/2026

Even on those bad days, sad days, and not so laughy days, I don't regret the very sharp turn / aggressive pivot my career has taken.

Yeah, the income would be useful, but we've adjusted... I've personally relinquished my attachment to new clothes, meals out, flushing cash down the toilet.

Never one to previously acknowledge or even know how much local markets contribute to a community and society, I'm really grateful to have discovered what they mean. It's a joy to share our drinks with the world this way, it's a privilege to learn from and lean on every other stallholder.

Got a dream for your own small business? Please share it below or DM me!

04/03/2026

We're all out here running our own race and chasing dreams. And today my dream of stopping wherever and chucking on the hazards just came true.

Yeah, I know a 'Courier' sticker would have been cheaper. Don't yuck my yum. I also realise I have to lift my reverse parking game and stop my 6-year old from giving the 🖕🏻to truck drivers 😮

Possibly the daggiest post ever. But we mean it!Have a great day with your loved ones. Be kind to everyone today, the wh...
13/02/2026

Possibly the daggiest post ever. But we mean it!

Have a great day with your loved ones. Be kind to everyone today, the whole world really needs TLC!

Come see us this morning at:
West Footscray

And this afternoon at:
Yarraville Block Party

It's rude to judge a book by its cover... the same goes for a Coco Loco 😉 Believe it or not, one of the most surprising ...
12/02/2026

It's rude to judge a book by its cover... the same goes for a Coco Loco 😉

Believe it or not, one of the most surprising things about our coconut water alcohol is the taste. People THINK they know what Coco Loco will taste like, based on their coconut water experiences. BUT we're not a pre-mix alcohol drink. Our alcoholic coconut water is alcohol that's MADE FROM real coconut water - a brewed alcohol seltzer, naturally low sugar - full of vibrant AND clean flavour. It's also Australian made, right here in Victoria... imagine that!

Some people think it tastes like a cider; some find it Prosecco like; some note wine or kombucha. All are correct, because all of those drinks are also fermented like Coco Loco.

Ok, I know no one has read this far, so just swipe / answer / discover which Coco Loco flavour you are. And please let us know in the poll or comments👇

I’ll try to keep this brief cause we know the drinks are already popping, fizzing, flowing.We’ve raced a mile a minute t...
31/12/2025

I’ll try to keep this brief cause we know the drinks are already popping, fizzing, flowing.

We’ve raced a mile a minute to the end of this year and we’re showing no signs of stopping. But looking in the rear vision mirror (where everything is closer than it appears), our cups overflow-eth with equal measures of gratitude and exhaustion.

We bang on all the time about how we are not mass-produced or running the retail race; we’re a small family business (a business run by a small family) that make coconut water alcohol — a drink that came about from a desire and determination to make a better ready-to-drink alcohol beverage than anything we’d seen available in Australia.

We cannot roll into 2026 without thanking our customers and Coco Loco community. We treasure each and every wonderful person who continues to champion us and our brand.

To everyone who bought a six pack or slab, tasted a tester, shared our story, or mentioned our brand — thank you, thank you, thank you. Whether you found us at a local market or ordered online, your support has given us the energy and incentive to keep going. You’ve proven that people do want to enjoy better alcohol, value quality drinks and really appreciate locally made.

As for 2026, it’s all about continuing onwards and upwards. We’re ready to keep hustling — growing our DTC channels, expanding into international markets, and amplifying our Drink Better mission.

And that my friends, is a wrap.

Cheers! Jill x

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Yarraville
Melbourne, VIC
3013

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