Sharon's Choice Homemade Biscuits

Sharon's Choice Homemade Biscuits Homemade biscuits like Grandma used to make! Click the info tab for varieties. Homemade & handmade biscuits with no artificial ingredients. By Sharon Raymond

Over 15 years of sharing them Word of Mouth (haha we're so funny!) Sharon's Choice Homemade biscuits are now being offered to you and your business online.

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’πŸ»β€β™€οΈ so what's your emotional support cookie of choice??

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Today's deliveries... good to go!

Wishing you a very Safe and Happy Easter 🐣
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Wishing you a very Safe and Happy Easter 🐣

Wishing you all a Happy, Safe and Blessed New Year! Thank you to all my clients this past year, it's been wonderful to s...
31/12/2024

Wishing you all a Happy, Safe and Blessed New Year! Thank you to all my clients this past year, it's been wonderful to serve you ❀️

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Happy World Cookie Day πŸͺThese are some of our faves! What about you?
04/12/2024

Happy World Cookie Day πŸͺ
These are some of our faves! What about you?

Wishing you all a very Happy New Year 🎊
31/12/2023

Wishing you all a very Happy New Year 🎊

Saw this and had to share ❀️CHRISTMAS COOKIE RULES...MERRY CHRISTMAS  πŸŽ… 🀢                 1.   If you eat a Christmas co...
30/11/2023

Saw this and had to share ❀️

CHRISTMAS COOKIE RULES...
MERRY CHRISTMAS πŸŽ… 🀢

1. If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no calories because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test and thus calorie free. However, calories are units of heat so wait for them to cool, there will be no calories.

2. If you drink a diet soda after eating your second cookie, it also has no calories because the diet soda cancels out the cookie calories.

3. If a friend comes over while you're making your Christmas cookies and needs to sample, you must sample with your friend. Because your friend's first cookie is calorie free, (rule #1) yours is also. It would be rude
to let your friend sample alone and, being the friend that you are, that makes your cookie calorie free.

4. Any cookie calories consumed while walking around will fall to your feet and eventually fall off as you move. This is due to gravity and the density of the caloric mass.

5. Any calories consumed during the frosting of the Christmas cookies will be used up because it takes many calories to lick excess frosting from a knife without cutting your tongue.

6. Cookies colored red or green have very few calories. Red ones have three and green ones have five - one calorie for each letter. Make more red ones!

7. Cookies eaten while watching "Miracle on 34th Street"
have no calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel.

8. As always, cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breaking causes calorie leakage.

9. Any cookies consumed from someone else's plate have no calories because the calories rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to their plate. We all know how calories like to CLING!

10. Any cookies consumed while feeling stressed have no calories because cookies used for medicinal purposes NEVER have calories. It's a rule!

So, enjoy those Christmas Cookies - we get them only this time of year!

Denise Bailey -- Love This ❀️

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