14/10/2026
Warriors of the green,
The hour draws near.
The courts await. The rivalries are brewing. The humble dodgeball is about to become an instrument of glory, humiliation and questionable life choices.
It’s time to lace up your war cries, rally your troops and prepare for the return of TURF WARS.
Once again, squads will descend upon the battlefield, armed with questionable tactics, questionable coordination and an unshakeable belief that this year is their year.
Some will rise to greatness. Some will be eliminated before they’ve even broken a sweat. Others will spend the afternoon explaining to everyone why they definitely should have won.
There will be no room for the faint-hearted.
There will be no glory without sacrifice.
And there will be absolutely no living down a humiliating defeat.
Captains, assemble your teams. It’s nearly time to go to war.
Club Lennox Sports
THE FUZZ MUST LIVE ON