25/03/2026
FROM FARM TO COFFEE ACTUALLY HAS TO BE EXPLAINED.
This morning my wife heads into town to grab diesel—nothing unusual. Six jerry cans, about 120 litres. Standard job when you’re feeding 250 dairy cows every day.
She pulls into the servo in a petrol ute… and that’s where the fun starts.
First up, a tanker driver delivering fuel decides he’s the safety police for the morning. Tells her she has to unload all six jerry cans out of the back before she can fill them due to safety concerns.No proper look, no real reason—just wanted to feel important.
So she unloads them. One by one and starts filling .
Then, surprise surprise… once she starts filling, he suddenly realises there was never actually an issue in the first place because she was filling with diesel , not petrol .
Good stuff 👍
Then, as if that wasn’t enough, along comes another bloke—arms full of coffees, hasn’t bought a drop of fuel—decides he’ll chime in too.
Starts questioning why she’s buying diesel… because she’s driving a petrol car.
You can’t make this stuff up.
So she calmly explains:
The diesel isn’t for the car.
It’s for the tractor.
The tractor mixes feed.
The feed goes to 250 dairy cows.
Those cows produce milk.
Milk… like the stuff in the two coffees he’s holding while giving her grief.
That seemed to quiet him down pretty quickly.
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Funny thing is, after all that, she still treated both of them with respect and got on with her day.
But it just shows—people are very quick to judge when they don’t understand what they’re looking at.
Not everything you see is what you think it is.
Sometimes that “random” job at the servo…
is part of putting food on your table.
Or in this case—milk in your coffee.
As soon as the soil dries out enough this week, we’ll be flat out planting winter feed.
That means more diesel.
At prices we’ve never seen before and a fertiliser cost that is barely sustainable .
This is with no real certainty around future supply or cost or indicated lift in farm gate price or milk price to the consumer .
It is certainly a leap of faith
But that’s farming.