15/10/2026
That's the spirit 🧊🌿🍋🟩
Seeing as we don't have any new b**r releases dropping for a coupla weeks, I've found myself in the mildly distressing position of having absolutely nothing to talk about. Which is unfortunate, given that talking about things on the interwebz is one of the many arbitrary performance metrics Mark uses to assess my continued usefulness.
So, in a desperate attempt to justify my involvement in Working Title, I thought I'd remind everyone that we also have a rather magnificent collection of spirits tucked away behind the bar.
Whiskies, gins, rums, tequilas, mezcals, vodkas. All sorts of lovely stuff to smack down your gullet in between b**rs and slowly erode your oesophagus.
Take, for example, this Kangaroo Island Coastal Vodka, modelled here by Brayden, who absolutely despises having his photo taken and will be delighted to discover I've plastered his face all over the socials yet again without consulting him.
It's made using handpicked samphire from the island's coastline. I know this because there's an enormous sprig of the stuff floating in the bottle, which concerned me enough to Google what the hell it actually was. Turns out it's a little, green, salt-loving coastal w**d. And thankfully, it's meant to be in there.
Samphire gives the vodka a lovely salty, almost oceanic character, balanced with fresh lime and a gentle kick of pink peppercorn spice. All rather fancy, and several social classes above the $2 vodka sunrise I used to order from Mary Street in the early 2000s. Yes, I'm very old.
Anyway, there's plenty more where that came from, and seeing as I've got another couple of weeks to pad out with content, you may well be hearing about all of it.
Please act surprised, and don't unfollow. B**r is coming.
By L.