JEWMA Catering

JEWMA Catering A small town mum sharing her love of event food and catering ideas

OI GOVE & SURROUNDS… WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT? 😂🏁Sitting at home staring at the four walls?Scrolling Facebook...
05/09/2026

OI GOVE & SURROUNDS…
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT? 😂🏁

Sitting at home staring at the four walls?

Scrolling Facebook for the 47th time?

Arguing with the missus because apparently “there’s nothing to do around here”? 🤣

Well… HOW ABOUT YOU GET YOUR ARSE TO Nhulunbuy Speedway! 🏎️💨

Come watch some spectacular racing from Gove’s finest petrol-headed lunatics, then wander around to the canteen and let Gove’s best and favourite caterers — JEWMA Catering — sort your dinner out! 🍴😂

We’ve got the important food groups covered:

🥩 Pork & Gravy Roll – because gravy fixes most problems.

🥩 Beef & Gravy Roll – for those who like their meat with a little more… beef. 😉

🌭 Hot Dogs – no explanation required. You’re adults. 😂

🌶️ Mexican Nacho Bowl – for when you want your dinner to fight back tomorrow morning.

🥦 Broccoli Salad / Potato Salad – for those pretending they’re making responsible life choices.

🍟 Chips & Nuggs – because sometimes parenting is simply bribery with deep-fried chicken.

So bring the kids, bring your mates, bring your other half…

Or better yet, leave the kids at home and bring the other half. 😏😂

🏁 RACING. TUCKER. BEER-LESS RESPONSIBLE DECISIONS.

What more could you bloody want on a Saturday night?

Get down to Nhulunbuy Speedway, support the local racers, support local business and most importantly…

COME HUNGRY. 🍔🔥

Because JEWMA will be there cooking up the good s**t! 😂

🏁❤️ SEE YA AT THE TRACK!

Thanks for being a top engager and making it onto my weekly engagement list! 🎉Sheree Russell, Rob Walters, Yvet Lou, Sam...
04/09/2026

Thanks for being a top engager and making it onto my weekly engagement list! 🎉

Sheree Russell, Rob Walters, Yvet Lou, Samantha Ziegler, Holly Harlow

Thank you all!!

📢 JEWMA PSA — PLEASE READ BEFORE FOLLOWING UP! 😂JEWMA Catering is a small, family-owned, part-time business operated aft...
03/09/2026

📢 JEWMA PSA — PLEASE READ BEFORE FOLLOWING UP! 😂

JEWMA Catering is a small, family-owned, part-time business operated after hours.
We both have full-time jobs, kids, families and other commitments.
JEWMA is run in our limited spare time — whenever we can find any! 😂

If we don’t reply immediately, we are not ignoring you, hiding in a vat of gravy or running away with the sausage rolls. 🌭😂

⏰ OUR 24-HOUR RESPONSE POLICY

Our automated response clearly states that we aim to reply within 24 hours.

👉 Please allow up to or the full 24 hours before sending a follow-up message.

This applies to all enquiries, orders and booking requests.

Messages sent 17 minutes or 12 hours after your original enquiry, such as:

“Thanks for replying…”

“Hello?? Are you there?”

“Just checking if you got my message…”

will not make us respond faster. 😂

Multiple follow-up messages can push your original enquiry further down the inbox and make it harder for us to keep track or CARE for what we are replying to. 🤦‍♂️😂

Please follow these steps:

1. Send your enquiry.
2. Wait up to 24 hours for a response.
3. If you have not heard from us after 24 hours, send one follow-up message.

We may be working, caring for our families, preparing food, completing deliveries or catching up on everything behind the scenes.
We genuinely appreciate every enquiry, order, booking and bit of support, but we need you to respect the 24-hour response timeframe.

24 hours. That’s all we ask.

Until then, put the phone down, step away from Messenger and go have a biscuit. 😂🍪

Thanks for your understanding, patience and continued support.

❤️ JEWMA Catering
Family owned.
Family operated.
Held together by caffeine and questionable life choices. 😂

🏉🔥 GRAND FINAL DAY… LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! 🔥🏉Forget pretending you’re watching the footy for the sport… we all kn...
02/09/2026

🏉🔥 GRAND FINAL DAY… LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! 🔥🏉

Forget pretending you’re watching the footy for the sport… we all know you’re there for the b**r, the yelling, the questionable decisions and the food. 😂

So JEWMA Catering is getting our BIG, HOT & VERY CHEESY COB LOAVES happening for AFL Grand Final Day!

And these aren’t your nan’s boring little dip bowls either… 😏

🔥 SPICY BACON, CHEESE & CHORIZO
🧅 TRADITIONAL FRENCH ONION
🌿 PESTO MIX
🌶️ MEXICAN MIX
🥬 SPINACH MIX

Served HOT, loaded into a box with crackers, bread and all the dipping gear required to get absolutely stuck into it.

Perfect for sharing…

Although we won’t judge you if you lock the doors, hide in the pantry and eat the whole bloody thing yourself. 😂

🏉 Watch the footy.
🍺 Drink excessively responsibly.
🗣️ Abuse the umpires - Respectfully of coarse!!
🧀 Get your face into a warm, cheesy cob loaf.

Basically, the perfect Grand Final experience.

📣 EXPRESSIONS OF INTEREST ARE NOW OPEN!

If you want one — message JEWMA with your flavour and quantity.

Because come Grand Final Day, the only thing harder than your team’s defence should be saying “nah, I don’t need another cob loaf.” 😂🏉

JEWMA Catering
Putting the “party” into your party… and the cheese into your arteries. 🧀🍺

$100 Each

Well… our quiet Friday night turned into dressing up, eating fancy food and pretending we were serious business people. ...
28/08/2026

Well… our quiet Friday night turned into dressing up, eating fancy food and pretending we were serious business people. 😂🥂

We were incredibly honoured to attend the East Arnhem Business Awards at Latitude — wearing clothes surprisingly without a little catering sauce on them, which honestly felt like a major achievement. 😂

JEWMA Catering was nominated for:

🏆 Outstanding New Startup Business of the Year

And somehow, against all odds, questionable planning and several conversations that started with:

“How many people are we feeding?”

we made the
TOP THREE FINALISTS IN EAST ARNHEM! 🤯❤️

For a little family business built on hard work, big dreams and the occasional:

“Yeah… we can probably feed that many people.”

…this means more to us than we can properly put into words.

We didn’t take home the win, but we’re still absolutely thrilled, ridiculously proud and only slightly surprised that we were allowed into a room with tablecloths this fancy. 😂

A huge, heartfelt thank you to every customer, supporter, business, friend and family member who has helped us get here. Every order, recommendation, share, kind word and helping hand has meant the absolute world to us. ❤️

Thank you to the NT Chamber of Commerce and the incredible team at Latitude for putting on such a beautiful evening and for recognising small businesses like ours.

Congratulations to all the nominees, finalists and winners — what an incredible group of businesses to be surrounded by! 👏🏆

Now back to feeding people, washing dishes and pretending we know what we’re doing. 😂🍽️

JEWMA ❤️ CONQUER THE CORRUGATIONSJEWMA Catering had the absolute pleasure of joining the incredible crew from Conquer th...
24/08/2026

JEWMA ❤️ CONQUER THE CORRUGATIONS

JEWMA Catering had the absolute pleasure of joining the incredible crew from Conquer the Corrugations - East Arnhem from Friday afternoon right through until this morning.

And what an absolute ripper of a weekend it was! ❤️

We were bloody proud to be there supporting and celebrating the MENTAL HEALTH AWARENESS WALK — an event that is about so much more than simply putting one foot in front of the other.

Conquer the Corrugations strives to raise awareness of the “corrugations” we all experience throughout life, support and remember those affected by mental health challenges, and most importantly, help remove the stigma that still surrounds mental health.

HOW IT ALL BEGAN

The original Conquer the Corrugations event began in Cape York, Far North Queensland, in 2015, after the Jackson family lost 18-year-old Dillon Jackson to su***de.

Determined that Dillon would never be forgotten, and wanting to break the stigma surrounding mental health, the Jackson family — together with the ever-growing Conquer Crew family — have continued the event year after year.

What began with a couple of dozen friends and family has grown into an incredible annual Cape York adventure, with up to 250 people taking on the gruelling slog.

And almost every person taking part has been touched by mental health in some way.

Everyone is walking for someone.

Someone they love.

Someone they have lost.

Someone they are supporting.

Or perhaps, themselves.

FROM LITTLE COGS TO ONE BIG MACHINE

Since the East Arnhem event began in 2023, the Big Cog and all her little Cogs have continued to grow into something bloody special.

What started as a small group of people has developed into an amazing community of legends, volunteers, supporters and participants who are all helping keep the message moving forward.

And that’s what it’s really about.

Starting conversations.
Checking in on your mates.
Remembering those we’ve lost.
Supporting those doing it tough.
And reminding everyone that nobody has to tackle their corrugations alone.

A massive THANK YOU to the entire Conquer Crew, every single volunteer who put in the hard yards behind the scenes, everyone who sponsored the event, and every bloody legend who turned up and took part.

JEWMA Catering feels bloody privileged to have been a small part of it.

One of the major successes for us as a family is having our 3 kids all complete the event for a second year in a row!

Walking 28 KM over two days in mid to high 20 degrees, doing with groups of people they’ve never met, but also lots of others they know… while doing it at their own pace all with a smile on their faces at each and every stop!!!

All while mum and dad were doing what they love, helping provide snacks and some delicious tucker to the hungry walkers and crew!

What an absolutely wonderful event, with an even more important message.

Until next time, Conquer Crew. ❤️

Keep talking.
Keep checking in.
Keep showing up.

Because sometimes the biggest thing you can do for someone is simply let them know they’re not travelling the corrugations alone.

❤️ JEWMA Catering

12/08/2026

📣 A reminder for all our registered walkers/runners — Event Briefing Night is tomorrow!

Drop in from 4:30pm to collect your merch and catch up with the crew, with our important event briefing kicking off at 5:30pm sharp.

We’ll cover what to expect across the weekend and everything you need to know before we hit the corrugations! 💙🚶‍♀️🚶‍♂️

📍 Nhulunbuy Fishing Club
⏰ Briefing: 5:30pm

10/08/2026

📣 Event Briefing Night is this Thursday!

Come along to collect your merch, hear the important info for event weekend and connect with fellow walkers. 💙🚶‍♀️🚶‍♂️

📍 Nhulunbuy Fishing Club | 4:30–6:30pm
ℹ️ Event briefing at 5:30pm

🎄🎅 OI NHULUNBUY… LISTEN UP! 🎅🎄Well folks… somehow, despite the best efforts of most of us to pretend it isn’t happening,...
10/08/2026

🎄🎅 OI NHULUNBUY… LISTEN UP! 🎅🎄

Well folks… somehow, despite the best efforts of most of us to pretend it isn’t happening, WE’VE PASSED THE HALF-WAY MARK OF THE YEAR!

Which means we are now hurtling down the slippery slope towards that magical time of year where:

🎄 Christmas lights mysteriously appear everywhere

🎁 People panic-buy gifts they absolutely cannot afford

🍺 “Just one quiet drink” becomes a full-blown incident

🎅 Dave from work gets way too comfortable with the karaoke microphone

🍗 And someone inevitably asks…

“WHO THE **** IS SUPPOSED TO BE SORTING THE FOOD?”

WELL… CALM YOUR BODY PARTS! 😂

Your favourite local catering legends at JEWMA CATERING are here to save the bloody day!

Whether you’re organising:

🎄 The Work Christmas Party
🍻 The “We Deserve A Drink After This Year” Party
🎉 The End-of-Year Blowout
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Family Christmas
🏆 Sporting Club Function
🎁 Community Event
🥳 Or simply an excuse to get a bunch of mates together, eat ridiculous amounts of food and make questionable decisions…

WE’VE GOT YOUR TUCKER COVERED! 🍽️🔥

Let us take care of the food while you concentrate on the important stuff…

Like deciding who’s driving home.
Who’s had too many b**rs.
Who’s now dancing like their hips have been replaced.
And who the hell gave Uncle Kev access to the microphone. 🤦‍♂️😂

We can put together catering packages to suit your numbers, budget, event and level of impending chaos.

And most importantly…

YOU DON’T HAVE TO SPEND THE DAY BEFORE YOUR FUNCTION SWEATING YOUR ARSE OFF IN THE KITCHEN!

You enjoy the festivities.

We’ll do the cooking. 👨‍🍳🔥

So if you’ve got an end-of-year function coming up…

📅 DON’T WAIT UNTIL DECEMBER!

Because by then every bastard in Nhulunbuy will suddenly be looking for catering on the exact same weekend and you’ll be left eating a packet of Shapes while Trevor from Accounts deep-fries a sausage in the staffroom. 😂

📩 MESSAGE JEWMA CATERING NOW AND GET YOUR DATE SORTED!

🎄🍽️ JEWMA CATERING 🍽️🎄

You organise the party…
We’ll sort the Tucker…
And together we’ll pretend nobody saw what happened after dessert. 😂🍻

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Nhulunbuy, NT
0880

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+61477199968

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