05/01/2026
What didn’t p**s me off 👏🏼
Rye. Looking for something else to do? Other than fight for your life in woolies?
Cause we all know you need to Calm down. You’re doing a bit much. But I love it.
While the rest of us are dodging jet skis, sunburn and people who think “hazards on” means park anywhere, someone’s gone and turned the Civic Hall into a full blown singalong fever dream.
Over the next week it’s basically:
✨ Piano bar energy
✨ Questionable vocal confidence
✨ Zero shame
Kids screaming Taylor Swift like they are the Eras Tour.
Disney songs that’ll have parents saying “I’m just here for the kids” while absolutely nailing Let It Go.
Spice Girls nights where suddenly everyone remembers 1997 like it was yesterday, zig-a-zig-ah unlocked, knees absolutely not.
Then the adults only stuff where the requests get spicy, the piano copes somehow, and someone inevitably yells “ONE MORE SONG” like they’re negotiating world peace.
It’s very don’t stop believin’, very if you wanna be my lover, very I didn’t plan on staying out but here we are.
Did this p**s me off?
Nope. Not even a little bit.
Have a squiz at what’s happening in Rye over the next week, jump over to their page for dates and details because I refuse to be organised in public.
Honestly… good tunes, good chaos, and Rye actually doing something fun without needing a community noticeboard argument. 🎹✨
Stay Unhinged, Legends ✌🏼
