11/06/2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
After an extensive recruitment process (that involved absolutely no interviews and several taste tests) The Yard is proud to introduce our newest ambassador… 🥤✨ SHAKIN’ SHANE! ✨🥤
His job title?
Chief Smoothie Officer.
He’s smooth… He’s decadent… and has never met a sweet craving he couldn’t win over. He struts around acting like a full-blown dessert… while secretly being one of the healthiest blokes in the room 😂
His daily responsibilities include:
🥤Convincing people to “just try one sip”
🥤Making healthy eating suspiciously delicious
🥤Turning smoothie lovers into smoothie addicts
🥤Looking like a dessert while secretly being good for you
The crazy thing is, Shane might taste like a treat, but he’s actually packing:
💪 20-30g Protein
✨ Under 250 Calories
🌱 Plant-Based Goodness
❌ Low Sugar & Low Fat
💥 Balanced Macros & Micronutrients
🌿 Prebiotics for Gut Health
‼️ He can even turn vegan or gluten free for you
🏃♂️ He runs either cold, warm or hot ~ depending on your mood
Honestly, we’re still trying to work out how something this good can be under 250 calories… but Shane says that’s above his pay grade 🤷♂️😂
His life motto?
“If you’re going to have a treat, it may as well secretly be good for you.”
So next time you’re in store, don’t be surprised if Shane starts encouraging poor life decisions like:
🥤 “Get the Mega.”
🥤 “Add extra protein.”
🥤 “You deserve a smoothie today.”
And to be fair… he’s usually right 😏
So if you see our little mate popping up on our page, don’t ignore him… give him a lil like 👍
Welcome to the team, Shakin’ Shane! We have a feeling you’re going to shake things up around here😉
Check out our new opening hours for when Shakin’ Shane will be rocking out at The Yard 🖤
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