15/06/2026
Dubh the Bull wandered over to inspect the skid steer mechanics like he was the site supervisor.
He stood there silently for a minute, staring at the engine bay.
One mechanic whispered, “Do you think he knows anything about hydraulics?”
Dubh snorted, flicked his tail, and gave them a look that clearly said:
“Mate, I’ve been running four-wheel drive and all-terrain suspension since birth. You’re the ones who need training.”
After another long inspection, Dubh nodded once and walked off.
The mechanics immediately agreed:
“Right then… passed inspection.”
Dubh’s invoice arrived later that afternoon:
* One bale of hay
* Unlimited scratches behind the ears
* Consultation fee: 3 apples
Dubh sounds like the kind of foreman who doesn’t say much—but when he does, everyone suddenly checks whether they’ve tightened the bolts properly. 🐂🔧
