12/09/2026
😂🐔 CHUCK NORRIS HAS ENTERED THE PIE SHOP.
Chuck Norris doesn’t eat pies…
pies volunteer to be eaten.
Chuck Norris doesn’t check if the pie is hot…
the pie checks if Chuck Norris is ready.
Chuck Norris once ordered a chicken pie.
The chicken made it personally.
And when Chuck Norris asked for pistachios…
they shelled themselves.
Introducing CHOOK NORRIS 💪🐔
Chicken. Mushroom. Leek. Pistachio.
One seriously tough pie.
Because some pies don’t back down…
they just get eaten.
🥧 Chook Norris — coming to kick hunger in the face.