07/09/2026
🍺👑 **CORONITA SLABS — ONLY $29.99!** 👑🍺
She may be Corona’s little sister… but at **$29.99 a slab**, she’s clearly the smarter one in the family.
A little shorter? Sure.
A little cheaper? Try **a LOT cheaper**.
Same Mexican sunshine—just with less bottle and more money left in your pocket. ☀️🇲🇽
Normal Corona walks into the party acting six feet tall.
Coronita slips under the price barrier, takes over the esky and becomes everyone’s new favourite sibling. 😂
It may be half the size, but it’s **less than half the price**—and after a couple, they all taste six feet tall anyway.
At just **$29.99 for the entire slab**, this isn’t a special.
It’s a public service.
While the competition is still checking calculators, holding meetings and asking head office for permission… **Premix King has already smashed the price, loaded the fridge and put the crown back on.** 👑💥
Get in before they disappear—because at this price, they won’t be sitting around waiting for their big brother!!!
👑 **NO ONE BEATS THE KING.** 👑
