10/11/2026
🦃🚨 TURKEY EMERGENCY? NOT HERE! 😂
Breaking news: Grocery stores everywhere are running out of turkeys. Customers are panicking. Freezers are empty. Thanksgiving dinner plans are hanging by a thread. 😱🤣
Meanwhile, at John and Irish’s No Frills…
“What turkey shortage?” 😎🦃
So if you’re tired of hearing “Sorry, we’re all out,” come see us! We’ve got the birds, you bring the appetite! 🍗🤣
DON’T BE THE PERSON SERVING CHICKEN ON THANKSGIVING !!! 💀😂
📍 Come see us at John and Irish’s No Frills before the turkey panic hits your household!
Happy Thanksgiving! 🧡