ClovenFast Farmstead

07/17/2026

What a cool spot! We come here every once in a while, when the world gets too googleable and we just need to not know the answers to everything for a bit. The mystery lives on. The kids drew their origin stories for the bush on the drive home. Super fun! Worth the hour or so drive from

07/15/2026

Farm problems! Like peeling a friggin onion out here.
Dad always said, “it doesn’t matter where you start, but THAT you start.” Usually holds true. This time it starts with the skid steer track. Oh actually I should do chores first. Ah crap and I have to fix the well pump..

07/11/2026

05/28/2026

How do you guys get rid of it!?

Can’t even dig around out here without stirring up the seedbank.

05/26/2026

I like stop motion cuz you can’t hear me yell at the kids, and you can’t really tell when the kids try to hit each other with rakes. It’s a very flattering form of media.

Also, cool fact, we built this green house with patio door panels off of a large multi family renovation we did a few years ago. I think we replaced 72 patio doors, and each door gave us two usable panels. Great for a greenhouse!

04/10/2026

Honestly though. Super healthy beef. Grass fed, better than what I can buy at Costco. And cheaper. This is the way!
Buy a box of 50 pounds or more for $12/lb.
50% ground, 50 % steaks and roasts.
Same cart at superstore would be $15-18/lb

04/10/2026

Our beef is 100% non-AI GENERATED.

Super healthy beef for sale!
Better than what you’d buy at Costco/superstore, and cheaper!

$12/lb on orders over 50 pounds.
Mixed 50% ground, 50% steaks/roasts.

The same cart full would be $15-18 at superstore.

Come get it!

No AI generated cows were injured in the making of this ridiculous video.

04/08/2026

My wife walked through the kitchen and just casually caused me brain trauma. She quips, “it amazes me that even when cut and dying, flowers bend toward the sun.”
Then she just wanders off to her next mission and I have to stand at the sink having an existential crisis. Just me, these flowers, and the Son..

Anyway… garden season starts soon apparently.. The Clovenfast fridge is stocked with chickens and beef roasts if you want any! Produce, eggs, and more broth to come soon!

04/04/2026

Chick Hatching Kit Time!🐣🐥

We have our chick incubator kits prepped and rentable again!
Comes with everything you need to incubate 12 chicks, play and cuddle with the fluff-butts for a few days, and then you can return it all to us!
Cost is $150
Reach out with any questions!
We had many people rent last year and absolutely love the process, many have signed up to rent again this year! It’s a great spring project to help pass the last few weeks of snowy days.
Make sure to reserve yours early or get your name on a wait list.

03/29/2026

Bone broth all on its own is a powerful way to boost your collagen intake and work in some extra nutrients, BUT when you add all of these ingredients it’s taken to a WHOLE ‘NOTHER LEVEL 👇🏼
Let’s get healthy together!

🌿 Turmeric: A powerful anti-inflammatory that helps calm the body and support joint, gut, and immune health. Its benefits shine even more when paired with black pepper.

🌱 Ginger: Warming and soothing, ginger aids digestion, reduces nausea, and helps ease inflammation throughout the body.

🌟 Astragalus: A deeply nourishing herb used to strengthen the immune system and support long-term resilience and vitality.

⚫ Peppercorns: Stimulate digestion and enhance the absorption of nutrients—especially boosting the effectiveness of turmeric.

🍎 Apple Cider Vinegar: Helps draw minerals like calcium and magnesium out of the bones while supporting digestion and gut balance.

🧅 Onions: Rich in antioxidants and natural compounds that support immune health, detox pathways, and heart health.

🥕 Carrots: Provide beta-carotene for eye, skin, and immune health while adding gentle natural sweetness and nourishment.

🌾 Burdock: A traditional detoxifying root that supports liver function, skin health, and healthy digestion.

Reach out if you want some broth!