Meatland Wholesale & Retail

10/08/2026

🦃 GOBBLE GOBBLE 🦃

Turkeys are in, the hams are smoked, and the prime ribs are all ready to go! Feel free to come in ANY TIME, to pick them up!

To celebrate, we decided to make a Meatland Thanksgiving poem! (Based on Adam Sandler’s song)

🎶Thanksgiving poem🎶

White meat, dark meat,
You just can’t lose,
Sorting all these turkeys,
Makes us drink booze,
Turkey in the cooler,
Stacked to the sky,
Oh no they fell down,
Making us cry,
Wrap the turkey up,
In aluminum foil,
All these extra turkeys,
Make Trevor’s blood boil,

(That’s right, we have some extras! Around 15 pounds and 22+)

——————ALSO GREAT NEWS!!!————————

PRIME RIB ROASTS ARE ONLY $17.99/LB UNTIL THANKSGIVING! And those of you that pre-ordered, DON’T WORRY! You all received the special price as well!

10/02/2026

🎃 FRIGHTENINGLY GOOD FEATURES 🎃

Well, the season of ghosts, ghouls and spectres has arrived! So we’ve reached beyond the veil to conjure up some fantastic specials to celebrate. We may have reached too far, however, because now a girl keeps crawling out of our TVs… any ideas on how to get that to stop?

🥩 (Spooky) RIB STEAKS - $21.99/LB
- they won’t haunt your wallet

🍖 (Haunted) PRIME RIB ROASTS - $18.99/LB
- possessed by the spirit of dinner

🐷 (Sinister) SMOKED PORK CHOPS - 10.99/LB
- we don’t know what happened to that pig

————-🍁BEWARE THE CRUNCH 🍁————-

TRY OUR ALL NEW - BEEF TALLOW FRIED - POTATO CHIPS. 🍁 CANADIAN MADE! 🍁

🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃

AND REMEMBER TURKEY ORDERS ARE STILL OPEN FOR THIS UPCOMING THANKSGIVING

09/25/2026

🦃 PLACE YOUR FLOCKIN’ ORDERS 🦃

First off, this is a REAL photo and definitely not AI.

As you can see we have a real FOWL problem on our hands. Even Paul Revere showed up at midnight and said “The turkeys are coming,” (haha historical humour) and he was not talking about just a few.

PLEASE HELP US BY PLACING YOUR FRESH THANKSGIVING TURKEY ORDER NOW.

🦃 FRESH TURKEYS - $4.99/LB
🐖 BONE-IN HAMS - $5.99/LB

Call us at (705) 526-9331 to save us from this invasion… please… we’re overwhelmed…

09/10/2026

Announcement!!!
A reminder we will be closing early this coming Saturday. Our staff will be dancing the night away with Mitchell and his Lovely bride while they tie the knot! 🪢👰‍♂💍🔔💒
We will stop cutting at noon and closing the door at 2pm! Come in early for our best selection. 🥩🥩🍖🔪

09/03/2026

🥁DRUMROLL PLEASE 🥁

Buckle up everyone, because you’re in for one LOADED post.

FIRST OFF: here is the specials of the month sign! I won’t go over it in depth because you can see our specials by *gasp* READING THE SIGN.

SECOND: OUR FINAL SUMMER WEEKEND SPECIAL OF THE YEAR HAS ARRIVED!!

🍗 CHICKEN DRUMSTICKS - $2.99/LB

- great for grilling and roasting, not for use with drum kits -

THIRD: Thanksgiving is coming! Fresh turkey and ham orders are now open!

————FINALLY (and this is the big one)————-

MEATLAND WILL BE STOPPING ALL FRESH MEAT CUTTING AT NOON ON SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, AND WE’LL BE CLOSING THE STORE AT 2 PM.

Why, you ask?

Well… I’ve somehow convinced the beautiful lady pictured below (the blonde) to marry me!

That’s right! September 12 is the big day! 💍

So, naturally, we’ll need a little time to get ourselves ready. And by “ourselves,” I mean the girls at Meatland, who have informed us on numerous occasions that they require approximately four hours to get ready.

So we’re giving everyone a head start and shutting things down early!

Thank you for understanding, and we’ll see you bright and early Saturday morning!

08/27/2026

After last week's overwhelming demand.... They're Back!

🥩Tomahawk steaks! Only 27.99/lb!!

Oh and we have lots. So get in here and don't make us regret out decision on this first repeat ad.🍖

🪓 BIG, BONE-IN and BEAUTIFUL 🪓

With the end of summer (☹️) fast approaching we’re not beating around the bush, WE’RE BRINGING THE AXE.

That’s right!

🥩TOMAHAWK STEAKS - $27.99/LB for this weekend, through to the end of the month!

So come get a HANDLE on these before summer is CHOPPED.

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DISCLAIMER: Meatland is not responsible for any heart attacks, clogged arteries, or food comas.

08/21/2026

🪓 AVERAGE, (still) BONE-IN and BEAUTIFUL🪓

WOW. Honestly guys, get off social media and go outside. This is INSANE.

It pains me to say we’re ALREADY SOLD OUT of the tomahawk steaks for this weekend (they’ll be back Tuesday afternoon)

Anyway, as a backup plan we have decided to put HATCHET STEAKS on special for the weekend instead!

🥩 HATCHET STEAKS - $18.99/LB

They’re identical to the tomahawk but with a smaller bone, because after all not everyone can handle 8 inches.

08/21/2026

🪓 BIG, BONE-IN and BEAUTIFUL 🪓

With the end of summer (☹️) fast approaching we’re not beating around the bush, WE’RE BRINGING THE AXE.

That’s right!

🥩TOMAHAWK STEAKS - $27.99/LB for this weekend, through to the end of the month!

So come get a HANDLE on these before summer is CHOPPED.

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DISCLAIMER: Meatland is not responsible for any heart attacks, clogged arteries, or food comas.

08/13/2026

Hey everyone, Trevor here this time as our regular social media guy, Mitch is heading off for his bachelor party weekend 👯‍♀️🕺🍻🥳 and yes, the other boys will be joining him Saturday night. Try and be in early on Saturday. The doors will be locked at 4:30!!

If you don't want to settle for Rib fest, stop in at meatland during our Sausage fest and get some ribs?...

We're reaching deep into Meatland's Seoul for these 🇰🇷Korean style beef short ribs 🍖
$15.99/lb
Remember at Meatland we always have your back. With beef back ribs! Only $11.95/lb🍖

08/01/2026

🌭 WHIP OUT YOUR SAUSAGE 🌭

We all know there’s nothing worse than a disappointing sausage. Which is why we’ve taken it upon ourselves to put ours on special this month!

That’s right folks, it’s Meatland HOT THICK AND JUICY Sausage Fest. Don’t worry, we guarantee you’ll need two hands to handle these…

🍺 B**R AND CHEDDAR - $8.99/LB
🌶️ JALAPEÑO- $8.99/LB
🇲🇽 CHORIZO - $8.99/LB
🇮🇹 HOT, MILD, HONEY GARLIC - $7.99/LB

If sausages aren’t your thing, don’t worry! We still have you covered!

🥩 RIB STEAKS - $21.99/LB
🪓 TOMAHAWK STEAKS - $27.99/LB
🍖 PRIME RIB ROAST - $18.99/LB

Just remember, if you’re ordering our sausage: OUR EYES ARE UP HERE 👀.