Meatland Wholesale & Retail

09/03/2026

🥁DRUMROLL PLEASE 🥁

Buckle up everyone, because you’re in for one LOADED post.

FIRST OFF: here is the specials of the month sign! I won’t go over it in depth because you can see our specials by *gasp* READING THE SIGN.

SECOND: OUR FINAL SUMMER WEEKEND SPECIAL OF THE YEAR HAS ARRIVED!!

🍗 CHICKEN DRUMSTICKS - $2.99/LB

- great for grilling and roasting, not for use with drum kits -

THIRD: Thanksgiving is coming! Fresh turkey and ham orders are now open!

————FINALLY (and this is the big one)————-

MEATLAND WILL BE STOPPING ALL FRESH MEAT CUTTING AT NOON ON SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, AND WE’LL BE CLOSING THE STORE AT 2 PM.

Why, you ask?

Well… I’ve somehow convinced the beautiful lady pictured below (the blonde) to marry me!

That’s right! September 12 is the big day! 💍

So, naturally, we’ll need a little time to get ourselves ready. And by “ourselves,” I mean the girls at Meatland, who have informed us on numerous occasions that they require approximately four hours to get ready.

So we’re giving everyone a head start and shutting things down early!

Thank you for understanding, and we’ll see you bright and early Saturday morning!

08/27/2026

After last week's overwhelming demand.... They're Back!

🥩Tomahawk steaks! Only 27.99/lb!!

Oh and we have lots. So get in here and don't make us regret out decision on this first repeat ad.🍖

🪓 BIG, BONE-IN and BEAUTIFUL 🪓

With the end of summer (☹️) fast approaching we’re not beating around the bush, WE’RE BRINGING THE AXE.

That’s right!

🥩TOMAHAWK STEAKS - $27.99/LB for this weekend, through to the end of the month!

So come get a HANDLE on these before summer is CHOPPED.

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DISCLAIMER: Meatland is not responsible for any heart attacks, clogged arteries, or food comas.

08/21/2026

🪓 AVERAGE, (still) BONE-IN and BEAUTIFUL🪓

WOW. Honestly guys, get off social media and go outside. This is INSANE.

It pains me to say we’re ALREADY SOLD OUT of the tomahawk steaks for this weekend (they’ll be back Tuesday afternoon)

Anyway, as a backup plan we have decided to put HATCHET STEAKS on special for the weekend instead!

🥩 HATCHET STEAKS - $18.99/LB

They’re identical to the tomahawk but with a smaller bone, because after all not everyone can handle 8 inches.

08/21/2026

🪓 BIG, BONE-IN and BEAUTIFUL 🪓

With the end of summer (☹️) fast approaching we’re not beating around the bush, WE’RE BRINGING THE AXE.

That’s right!

🥩TOMAHAWK STEAKS - $27.99/LB for this weekend, through to the end of the month!

So come get a HANDLE on these before summer is CHOPPED.

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DISCLAIMER: Meatland is not responsible for any heart attacks, clogged arteries, or food comas.

08/13/2026

Hey everyone, Trevor here this time as our regular social media guy, Mitch is heading off for his bachelor party weekend 👯‍♀️🕺🍻🥳 and yes, the other boys will be joining him Saturday night. Try and be in early on Saturday. The doors will be locked at 4:30!!

If you don't want to settle for Rib fest, stop in at meatland during our Sausage fest and get some ribs?...

We're reaching deep into Meatland's Seoul for these 🇰🇷Korean style beef short ribs 🍖
$15.99/lb
Remember at Meatland we always have your back. With beef back ribs! Only $11.95/lb🍖

08/01/2026

🌭 WHIP OUT YOUR SAUSAGE 🌭

We all know there’s nothing worse than a disappointing sausage. Which is why we’ve taken it upon ourselves to put ours on special this month!

That’s right folks, it’s Meatland HOT THICK AND JUICY Sausage Fest. Don’t worry, we guarantee you’ll need two hands to handle these…

🍺 BEER AND CHEDDAR - $8.99/LB
🌶️ JALAPEÑO- $8.99/LB
🇲🇽 CHORIZO - $8.99/LB
🇮🇹 HOT, MILD, HONEY GARLIC - $7.99/LB

If sausages aren’t your thing, don’t worry! We still have you covered!

🥩 RIB STEAKS - $21.99/LB
🪓 TOMAHAWK STEAKS - $27.99/LB
🍖 PRIME RIB ROAST - $18.99/LB

Just remember, if you’re ordering our sausage: OUR EYES ARE UP HERE 👀.

07/23/2026

💃 THE SKIRT IS ALWAYS IN SEASON 💃

Hi everyone!!! Here to advertise our weekend special is our new friend Kamryn (not a boy even though my grandfather, the founder of our favourite butcher shop, thinks that’s a boy’s name and let her know many times).

Kamryn literally ALWAYS wears a skirt, which is why we thought it was funny to have her hold the SKIRT STEAK, and her favourite calendar (yes we know they’re kilts. The joke still works)

🥩 SKIRT STEAK - $14.99/LB

And don’t worry, they sure aren’t MINI skirts. Unless that’s what you want, in which case we will happily custom cut one for you.

07/16/2026

🥩 T-REX, T-PAIN, T-SHIRT, T-SWIFT 🥩

It may seem like we've finally lost our minds (we're getting there). HOWEVER, what do all of those things have in common?

1. They're instantly recognizable
2. They're common household names
3. They all start with "T"

And now one more "T" gets to join the household name club... Can you guess what it is??!!

THAT'S RIGHT! T-BONES ARE ON SPECIAL THIS WEEKEND!

🥩 T-BONE STEAKS - $21.99/LB

--------------------------HOWEVER--------------------------

This is WHILE SUPPLIES LAST, so don't expect to get "T-1000" or even "T-800". But, you can certainly get one, or better yet, TWO (we all know terminator 2 was better anyway)

07/04/2026

🔥 SMOKIN' HOT DEALS 🌡️

Well, once again I'm late on the monthly specials. Sorry everyone, it has been busy!

It's still busy today. However, in preparation for their grand return from the GREAT LOOP, I'm over at Kurt-Chris Noack's house to check the indoor temperature!

I guess owning the business for 29 years wasn't enough for them to realize that Saturday afternoons are CRAZY. Then again... they did spend most Saturday afternoons on the boat. 🚤

(Don't worry, Dad. Your house is not "SMOKIN' HOT," like our specials! It's 22°C. Now please stop asking.) 😂

Anyway, I decided to use my time here to make our MONTHLY SPECIALS known!

🥩 RIB STEAK – $21.99/LB
🐷 PORK BACK RIBS – $6.99/LB
🐖 PORK SHOULDERS – $5.99/LB

🍁 Also be sure to check out our wide selection of all-Canadian smoking supplies!

Also, Trevor did the sign this month, so I'm not entirely sure why we're featuring ice cream at a butcher shop... but here we are.

🍦 CHAPMAN'S ICE CREAM – $5.49 / 2L

06/26/2026

🧂 WE'RE GETTIN' SALTY 🧂

After the tragic 6 months where we could no longer get it... the SMOKED SEA SALT IS BACK!

Whether you're using it on:

🥩 Steaks
🍖 Roasts
🐓 Chicken
🥓Pork
🧙🏻‍♂️ Drawing salt lines around your house to keep evil spirits out

THIS IS THE PERFECT SEASONING FOR YOU!

To celebrate Mike snapped a photo with the first lucky customer to pick up a tub from the newest batch.

Come get yours before they potentially disappear again 👻