Mother Fudgers

06/08/2026

Tonight was are reminder of how lucky l we are to make time for the people who matter?

A few appetizers, some lively libations, a highly competitive game of Dice Dash, and enough laughter to make my cheeks hurt. The best nights aren’t always the biggest ones—they’re the ones where nobody is in a rush, the stories keep flowing, and the memories make themselves.

Thank you Mack and Justin for a great night. And little lady, it was so much fun getting to know a little more of your personality. Watching you grow into your own person is pretty damn amazing, and I can’t wait to see what kind of trouble, adventures, and awesomeness you’ll get up to next.

Family isn’t about how many people are around the table. It’s about who is sitting there.

Now excuse me while I replay all the Dice Dash victories… and conveniently forget the losses.

06/05/2026

One of our favourite local stops every spring and summer is Our Greenhouse

Whether you’re looking for vegetable plants, medicinal herbs, beautiful flowers, or unique treasures for your home and garden, this place always has something worth bringing home.

What stands out most is Serena’s commitment to supporting local. She pours her heart into creating a space that strengthens our local economy, supports fellow small businesses, and brings community together. You can feel the passion the minute you walk through the doors.

If you’re looking to fill your garden, support local, and spend some time with genuinely good people, this is a spot worth visiting.

05/26/2026

Step one of the workshop glow-up is officially DONE.

And who better to lay down the magic than ALFA Resin Werks Inc. Not only did I get to playfully harass three grown blue-collar men while they worked… but I got to fall back in love with the foundation of my workshop.

Look at this transformation. From tired and rough to damn, now we’re talking. Clean, sharp, tough, and ready for all the chaos, creativity, projects, and Mother Fudgers nonsense that happens in this space.

A workshop floor may not seem sexy… but tell me this isn’t workshop foreplay.

Big love to Alberta and his team for absolutely crushing it.

**o

05/22/2026

Attention to all the salty, spicy, over-caffeinated, emotionally supportive, carrying-too-much, exhausted-from-being-awesome humans… this one’s for you.

If your nervous system has been running on caffeine, chaos, sarcasm, and pure spite… maybe it’s time.

I’m heading to a sound bath tomorrow evening with Earth Harmony Sound and Wellness for a little reset, recalibration, and an hour of not answering questions, fixing problems, or holding everyone else together.

There are still some spots left, and honestly… some of you need this more than you need another coffee or rage-cleaning session.

Come get cozy. Breathe. Let the sound waves shake the bu****it loose. Reset your nervous system and remember you’re actually a human, not a customer service department with trauma and a to-do list.

You deserve a reset, Mother Fudgers.

Www.earthharmonysoundwellness.com/events

Book sound baths, gong immersions, therapeutic drumming circles, yin yoga with live sound healing & facilitator training in Edmonton, Beaumont & Sherwood Park, Alberta. Transform your wellness journey with Earth Harmony.

05/13/2026

M**O fam… it’s time for a little shop glow-up and shop shuffle.

Which means some of our ride-or-die goodies need to find new homes before we start bringing in fresh chaos and creativity.

We’ve got select wood ART, antler necklaces, oils, Dice Dash games and other m**o magic ready to be scooped up at up to 15% OFF.

Need a badass teacher’s year-end gift?
Father’s Day covered?
Summer boredom busters?
Self-care because people are people-ing too hard lately?

We got you.

DM us for details before your favorite goodies disappear into someone else’s shopping bag.

**oMagic **oVibes

05/13/2026

Support Local They Said!!!

How lucky is In Bloom Wellness Studio to have created this beautifully decorated torture chamber for us non-gym girls.

Did my SECOND Pilates class and I’m still trying to decide what hurts more… my cheeks from laughing or my thighs from whatever fresh hell those tiny little movements were.

Thankfully the crew at In Bloom Wellness Studio has a serious Mother Fudgers level sense of humour because there was whining, dramatic sighing and at least 3 moments where I considered retiring from fitness permanently.

But guess what… I’ll definitely be back to defend my Whiny Non-Gym Girl Trophy.

**oEnergy

05/11/2026

Okayyyyyy Bomb AF Hair Serum… we see you.

Nothing makes us happier than getting messages from people mid-routine losing their minds over the smell before they even see the results.

Because yes… healthy hair matters.
But smelling absolutely delicious while doing it?
That’s the Mother Fudgers way.

“hey i just put the hair oil in my hair for bed. LOVE the smell!!”

Honestly… fair.

Our Bomb AF Hair Serum is giving:
soft hair,
healthy shine,
hydration,
thicker fuller-looking hair,
AND “wait… what IS that smell?!” energy.

Here’s the magic:
work a small amount right into the scalp, massage it in like the self-care queen you are, then pull the rest through your ends before bed or after a shower.

Your scalp deserves love too, not just your split ends.

Tiny bottle.
Big main-character vibes.

Use it on messy buns, dry ends, postpartum regrowth, stressed-out hair, or “I swear my hair used to be thicker” moments…

We don’t judge.
We just make Bomb AF products.

Handmade.
Small batch.
Made with intention.
Made to actually WORK.

And when your hair starts feeling softer, healthier, fuller and smelling absolutely addictive…
don’t say we didn’t warn you.









**oMagic

05/08/2026

Mother Fudgers will absolutely be soaking in the good vibes, community spirit, culture, music, and connection at the upcoming Powwow hosted by Kipohtakaw Education Centre and Alexander First Nation.

Listen… if you’ve never experienced a Powwow, this is your sign.
Come hungry for connection, culture, laughter, amazing dancing, incredible drumming, and community energy that hits you right in the soul.

One of the greatest gifts is being welcomed into community spaces where culture is shared so generously.

Bring your lawn chairs. Bring your people. Bring respect, open hearts, and good energy.

We can’t wait to experience the day with everyone.

05/07/2026

MOMS.
The glue holders. The snack finders. The chaos coordinators. The “I’m fine” warriors running on caffeine, dry shampoo, and pure stubbornness.

This Mother’s Day, skip the last-minute gas station flowers and give Mom something that actually says:

“I see you.”
“You deserve a minute.”
“Let’s make memories.”
“You’re the baddest M**o I know.”

Mother Fudgers has you covered with:

* Self-care baskets
* Homemade fudge
* Dice Dash boards for family game nights and laughs
* Custom gifts made with love, sass, and a little M**o magic

Because honestly… the best gift isn’t always stuff.
Sometimes it’s slowing down long enough to spend time together and make Mom feel appreciated.

Slide into our messages and let us help you build the perfect Mother’s Day surprise.

**oEnergy

05/05/2026

Day 2 of summer:
“I’m bored.”
Day 5: you’re hiding snacks so they stop asking.

Or… you change the game.

Co****le
Yard Jenga
Yard Yahtzee
Dice Dash + Lucky Lanes
X’s & O’s
Screws

Now it’s:
→ outside noise (the good kind)
→ running, laughing, a little arguing
→ “one more round” instead of “what now?”

Quick setup. No batteries. No babysitting.

And yeah—this matters:

These aren’t cheap, crack-by-August sets.
They’re handmade, solid, and built to be used hard.

You wanted something unique?
This is the stuff that doesn’t look like everyone else’s.

Make summer break tolerable… maybe even fun.