Craig Street Pizza

05/17/2026

05/01/2026

Our cafe is looking for a ft barista to start immediately. 25.75 an hour plus very good tips. 3 weeks paid holidays. Must have extensive experience, have a positive attitude and able to work fast and efficient and have full availability 7 days a week. $500 DOLLAR BONUS AFTER 3 MONTHS.

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04/20/2026

04/06/2026

OUR NEW PIZZA WILL P**S OFF PINEAPPLE PURISTS EVEN MORE THAN HAWAIIAN DOES

Forget the pineapple debate—that's child's play. We've created a pizza so controversial it makes the pineapple-on-pizza crowd look like culinary conservatives. Introducing our "BEET-ORANGE INSANITY" pizza—a vibrant masterpiece designed to trigger the basic tastebuds of pizza traditionalists everywhere.

What the Hell Is This Thing?

We've unleashed this monstrosity on our signature sourdough crust, slathered with a reduced garlic cream that's smoother than your excuses for not trying new things. Then we've piled on roasted beets, fresh orange segments, sharp red onion, tangy chevre goat cheese, and finished it with a handful of peppery arugula and a balsamic reduction that'll make your tongue question everything it thought it knew about pizza.

Why We Did It

Let's be honest—pineapple on pizza isn't even controversial anymore. It's the "safe" rebellion. We wanted to create something that would actually make people question their life choices. If you think pineapple is where we draw the line, you're not ready for the beet-orange revolution that's about to change your pathetic, limited pizza worldview.

The Perfect "F**k You" to Pizza Snobs

This pizza isn't just food—it's a statement. It's for the brave souls who understand that pizza is a canvas, not a constitution. It's for those who'd rather die than eat another boring margherita. It's for the rebels who understand that the best things in life happen when you stop listening to people who think "authentic" means "unchanging."

Try It If You Dare

Available now!. Warning: May cause spontaneous joy in the open-minded and existential crises in the closed-minded. Side effects may include expanding your palate, questioning everything you thought you knew about pizza, and possibly converting to the church of culinary exploration.

Don't be a pizza coward. Try the beet-orange insanity today and join the delicious dark side.

03/27/2026

Get your orders in, she's filling up!

03/23/2026

The best love triangle

03/08/2026

🌋 **Introducing The Atomic Bomb™️!** 💥

You've conquered the Italian Bomb and experienced the Glitter Bomb, but are you ready for the ultimate challenge?

🔥 **The Atomic Bomb™️** features a supremely spicy tomato sauce, roasted garlic, pepperoni, green peppers, candied jalapeños, chili flakes, and tangy pickled onions—it's a flavor explosion that’s not for the faint of heart!

Dare to take a bite? 💣🍕

02/10/2026

02/06/2026

We have an extra pizza. Whoever calls in the next 10 mins gets it for FREE!