Beer On Wheels

04/26/2026

🚨🚨 ATTENTION 🚨🚨

IT’S 👉 FINALLY NOT YOUR PROBLEM FRIDAY 😭🍻

Work stress? ❌ Not your problem
Emails? ❌ Not your problem
Cooking? 😂 ABSOLUTELY NOT YOUR PROBLEM

Clock hits 5PM and suddenly…
✨ You don’t care anymore ✨

😎 Mood: UNBOTHERED
🍻 Vibes: IMMACULATE
🪑 Plans: SIT… DRINK… REPEAT

🔥 Beer on Wheels = your Friday personality 🔥

🚗💨 We show up with:
🍻 Ice cold drinks ready to celebrate
🍔 Food so good it heals your whole week
🍕 Everything you need to NOT leave the house

👉 No store runs
👉 No cooking
👉 No responsibilities after 5PM 😏

Because tonight…
you’re not an employee…
you’re a PROFESSIONAL RELAXER 😂🍻

📲 Call: (905) 704-1600
💬 Text: (289) 690-1600
🌐 www.beeronwheels.ca

Tag someone who clocks out mentally at 4:30 👀👇

04/26/2026

This meal is absolutely bussin' no cap. 🍴

🌧️ SATURDAY FORECAST:
100% chance of staying in 😂🍻

Rain outside? ✔️
Pajamas still on? ✔️
Zero desire to leave the house? DOUBLE ✔️💀

Honestly… today was made for:
🛋️ Couch sitting
🍔 Comfort food
🍻 Ice cold drinks
📺 Watching the rain while doing absolutely nothing

🔥 Beer on Wheels = rainy day hero 🔥

Why get dressed…
why drive…
why be productive… when we can bring the good stuff to YOU? 😏

🚗💨 We deliver:
🍕 Your favourite hot food
🍟 Snack attacks handled
🍻 Ice cold beers & drinks for full relaxation vibes

👉 Stay dry
👉 Stay comfy
👉 Stay exactly where you belong today 😂

Because Saturday + rain =
an excuse to eat, drink, and ignore responsibilities 😎🌧️🍻

📲 Call: (905) 704-1600
💬 Text: (289) 690-1600
🌐 www.beeronwheels.ca

Tag your rainy day couch partner 👇😂

04/18/2026

🚨 IT’S OFFICIALLY THE WEEKEND AFTER 5PM 🚨

The emails stopped…
The boss disappeared…
And just like that… THE WEEKEND HAS ENTERED THE CHAT 😎🍻

You made it through the week (barely) 💀
Now it’s time to do absolutely NOTHING… professionally 😏

☀️ Nice weather? CHECK
🪑 Chair outside? CLAIMED
🍻 Ice cold drinks? LOADING…
🍔 Your favourite food? ON THE WAY…

🔥 Beer on Wheels = your weekend starter pack 🔥

🚗💨 We pull up with:
🍻 Ice cold beers ready to crack
🍔 Food so good you forget what day it is
🍕 Everything you need without moving an inch

👉 No store runs
👉 No cooking
👉 No responsibilities after 5PM 😌

Because from now until Sunday…
your only job is relax, eat, drink & repeat 🔥🍻

📲 Call: (905)-704-1600
💬 Text: (289)-690-1600
🌐 www.beeronwheels.ca

Tag someone who’s already outside with a drink 😂👇

04/06/2026

EASTER MONEY GONE?? 💸🐣🍻

Be honest…
That “quick Easter weekend” turned into:

💸 Drinks for everyone
🍔 Extra food runs
🐰 Stuff for the kids
😅 And now your wallet’s EMPTY

Say less… we got you 😏👇

🍺 Affordable cold beer
🍔 Budget-friendly food runs
🛒 Grab only what you NEED
💨 Vapes delivered

Because you don’t need to spend MORE…
you just need it delivered RIGHT 😂

📲 Text us and save yourself the trip (and the extra spending):
📞 905-704-1600
💬 289-690-1600

Easter took your money…
we’ll save your mood 😎🍻

04/05/2026

HAPPY EASTER
SEE YA Monday

04/01/2026

WEDNESDAY… WE MADE IT (BARELY) 😵‍💫🍻

Halfway through the week and your motivation is already gone??
Yeah… same 💀

At this point, we’re not pushing through… we’re surviving 😭👇

🍺 Cold beer to get you through it
🍔 Comfort food > responsibilities
🛒 Store runs (because you’re NOT going out)
💨 Vapes delivered straight to you

Let’s be real… Wednesday deserves a reward 😏

🚨 AND DON’T FORGET 🚨
EASTER LONG WEEKEND IS COMING 🐣🍻
4 days of zero plans and maximum vibes 😎

Start stocking up NOW or suffer later 😂

📲 Text us before you completely check out:
📞 905-704-1600
💬 289-690-1600

We don’t fix your week… but we make it way better 🍻🔥

03/30/2026

MONDAY MOOD 😩➡️🍻

Woke up like: “I need a nap from doing nothing all weekend” 😴

If Monday hit you like a truck… don’t worry, we deliver therapy 💀👇

🍺 Cold beer & alcohol
🍔 Hangover food that fixes bad decisions
🛒 Store runs (because absolutely not going outside)
💨 Vapes to survive the day

And don’t forget… 👀
EASTER LONG WEEKEND is COMING 🐣🍻

Stock up early or regret it later… your choice 😂

📲 Text us before you mentally clock out:
📞 905-704-1600
💬 289-690-1600

Monday’s temporary… but Beer On Wheels is forever 😎

03/27/2026

03/27/2026

Did you call for a pizza? 905 704 1600