07/16/2026
Do us a favour today and smuggle the following conversation into your day:
You: "Heard about Alpha the chicken?"
Other guy: "No."
You: "Died yesterday. During the night. (deep sigh). What a legend."
Other: "Uh..."
You: "Will always be remembered as the ugliest hen, who laid the prettiest eggs, and had the most formidable attitude."
Other: "You... OK?"
You: (Slap other guy on the shoulder, put on brave face) "Gone, but not forgotten, right?"
Other: I guess...
You: "Onwards and upwards then! Pip pip, tally-ho!"
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