No More Mr. Nice Pie

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“A person should always choose a costume which is in direct contrast to her own personality.” Lucy Van PeltA person shou...
10/03/2026

“A person should always choose a costume which is in direct contrast to her own personality.” Lucy Van Pelt

A person should also align oneself with a favorite autumn quick bread. This is mine. Kicking off the best season with The Great Pumpkin Double Chocolate Morning Bread. Ribbons of dark chocolate and spiced pumpkin batters spiked with candied ginger. Perfect with your favorite cuppa joe or mug of c***r. Recipe link in bio.

Weaving together wishes for a sweet New Year. 🍯Sweet potato steps in for apple in a slow rising, yeast driven dough. Wis...
09/13/2026

Weaving together wishes for a sweet New Year.
🍯
Sweet potato steps in for apple in a slow rising, yeast driven dough.
Wishing all who celebrate a meaningful and joyous holiday.

This one takes the cake.🍯Gussied up with rich chocolate and a splash of cream soda, the iconic honey cake is ready for h...
09/09/2026

This one takes the cake.
🍯
Gussied up with rich chocolate and a splash of cream soda, the iconic honey cake is ready for her
close-up. Thanks, SAVEUR for sharing and Belle Morizio for the capture. 📸

Plum dandy. 😎It’s time to set your stone fruit clocks from peaches to plums. Summer’s end is bittersweet for bakers; goo...
08/25/2026

Plum dandy.
😎
It’s time to set your stone fruit clocks from peaches to plums. Summer’s end is bittersweet for bakers; goodbye peach pies, hello Marian’s plum torte. The farmers market is buzzy with shoppers squeezing and discarding the last of the peaches with indifference. “Prune plums” is the week’s mantra, the alliteration hanging in the air, followed by a chorus of women bemoaning Rosh Hashanah’s early arrival.

I’ve selected a large plastic bag from the endless roll suspended overhead. Apparently, the plums are too weighty for the polybag. Splitting open from the bottom, I speechlessly claw the air, trying to catch the purple fruit before it hits the ground. Thankfully, a corrugated container of “It Girl,” (prune plums), tucked in its very own reusable bag, survives the chaos. Three pounds of plums and three hours later, there’s pie in the oven. A pie with whole wheat in the crust, candied ginger and just enough sugar in the filling to make the plums sing. In hindsight, it wasn’t the torn produce bag that did me in; it was waiting for the pie to cool so it was sliceable and wouldn’t burn the roof of my mouth. Let’s just say it was sliceable. It also tasted like the last week of August in the very best way. 🌻

Wishing Barbara Gray a spectacular birthday and a momentous year ahead. Your gifts are endless; mentor, leader, peace ma...
08/24/2026

Wishing Barbara Gray a spectacular birthday and a momentous year ahead. Your gifts are endless; mentor, leader, peace maker, fashion consultant. Superlative baker, knitter, pineapple cultivator and artisan jeweler. Rigorous and ruthless when necessary, and capable of matching hand knits to European and Canadian architecture. Love you, sista!

Late lunch/Jam session.A while back, I received a trio of jams made by Beth's Farm Kitchen | Shop Now based in the Hudso...
08/21/2026

Late lunch/Jam session.

A while back, I received a trio of jams made by Beth's Farm Kitchen | Shop Now based in the Hudson Valley, The fig jam was the first one consumed and depleted. I haven’t stopped thinking about it. Boasting a short list of ingredients, (four to be exact), it absolutely tasted like perfectly ripe figs. I’ve since replenished my supply, thoughtfully doling it out. And as much as I appreciate a well executed charcuterie board, choreographing an intricate study of cheese and crackers really isn’t my jam. But spreading a warm, savory scone with fig preserves? Sign me up. (The ones pictured are studded with fresh basil and sharp cheddar.)
Thanks, Emma Simon for introducing me to a collection of small batch indulgences. 😉

Living life on the veg.🌽🍅 A peak season galette before the season slips away. This one is light on the cheese- a thin la...
08/19/2026

Living life on the veg.
🌽🍅
A peak season galette before the season slips away. This one is light on the cheese- a thin layer of ricotta (well drained), finely grated Parmesan and a handful of fresh herbs. If the tomatoes you’ve gathered (or grown) are a little too enthusiastic, give them a moment to pause on paper towels before assembling the galette. Sweet corn, generous sprinkles of sea salt and pink peppercorns (thanks for the gift Barbara Gray), cap things off.
Note to the month of September- all in good time; we’ll call you when we’re ready.

Smart cookie.🍪Seems to me that most, if not all, calendar days are made sweeter with the addition of a chocolate chip co...
08/04/2026

Smart cookie.
🍪
Seems to me that most, if not all, calendar days are made sweeter with the addition of a chocolate chip cookie. Adding National Chocolate Chip Day to the mix feels a touch unnecessary, but I can’t find fault with an excuse to bake a batch.👩🏻‍🍳 Depending on the day, (and the job), I’ve turned out chocolate chip cookies as tiny as a cookie scoop would permit and large enough to fill a 12” tart pan and slice in wedges.
The pictured version falls somewhere in the middle and I’m fairly certain, was not what Ruth Graves Wakefield had in mind when she first added bits of Nestlé semi-sweet chocolate bars to her blond cookie batter. Times and ingredients change. Ruth’s recipe did not call for brown butter nor sprinkling the tops with Maldon sea salt. (Worthy additions found in the stellar cookies made by Erica Leahy Three Daughters Baking Co ) And it’s doubtful that banging a cookie sheet filled with underbaked cookies on the counter was something Ruth practiced at the Toll House Inn. Regardless, it’s a fine day for chocolate chip cookies, and an excellent reason to be thankful for Ruth Graves Wakefield’s contribution to the cookie jars of America. For many of us, this cookie is the “one.”

Wake up and smell the coffee cake 🫐☕️Just-picked blueberries and local eggs from Second Drop Farm | The Berkshires enhan...
07/24/2026

Wake up and smell the coffee cake 🫐
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Just-picked blueberries and local eggs from Second Drop Farm | The Berkshires enhance a classic morning bake. Cake flour yields a tender crumb, sour cream adds just enough tang and a cinnamon-forward streusel pairs beautifully with the first coffee out of the Chemex Coffeemaker.

Very cherry.🍒 The all-too-brief gift of summer, sour cherry pie coaxes the truest, brightest flavor from the precious, (...
07/21/2026

Very cherry.
🍒
The all-too-brief gift of summer, sour cherry pie coaxes the truest, brightest flavor from the precious, (yet persnickety), stone fruit. On a recent side trip to Kinderhook, NY, my sour cherry hopes were answered in green corrugated quart containers.

I’m sure that a perfectly tasty sour cherry pie can be made with frozen fruit and far less fuss than my version. Recipes vary wildly; some get fiddly with ingredients and many ask an awful lot of the baker. My take on it is that sour cherries are rare beauties and a pie showcasing these elusive gems deserves few ingredients and plenty of care. Sure, there’s a good bit involved in the pitting, blind baking and taming of runaway cherry juice. And if you believe in lattice and not double crust, there is also the requisite weaving and chilling. One more deterrent is accepting the clean-up; approaching your workstation with the same stick-to-itiveness required at a crime scene is helpful. (Also highly recommended is the avoidance of white cotton, linen and damask while baking and serving.) Regardless, if you’re lucky enough to come across a quart or two, your summer will be sweeter with baking and sharing sour cherry pie. 🥧

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