Penny House Lane Cafe

03/09/2026

When someone gives Bash a compliment and he suddenly becomes the shyest man alive 🫣😂

Compliments? Absolutely not.
Feed him one and watch him malfunction 🤣

01/09/2026

Just chicken? Maybe. Just ANY chicken? Absolutely not 😏😂

You lot clearly loved our Chicken Meshwi because it’s back for a SECOND week after we kept selling out last week! 🔥

Homemade marinated chicken breast escalope, grilled to perfection, homemade garlic sauce, lettuce & pickles, all wrapped up in Lebanese flatbread 🤤🇱🇧

And yes… you can add chips. Because why not? 😂🍟

30/08/2026

When Bash has to be customer-facing instead of being in the kitchen 😂😭

Customer: “Which one’s the Americano?”

Bash: “Are you for real?”

Olivia: quickly steps in with the emergency customer service 🙂😂

Sorry about that… he’s usually safely behind the grill ☕️😭

27/08/2026

🔥 NEW SPECIAL - LEBANESE CHICKEN MISHWI 🇱🇧

Straight off the grill and wrapped up Lebanese-style 🤤

Tender grilled chicken breast escalope, homemade garlic sauce, crisp lettuce & pickles, all wrapped in a soft Lebanese flatbread 🌯

Want to make it even better? Add chips 🍟🔥

Simple. Juicy. Garlicky. Absolutely packed with flavour 🇱🇧❤️

25/08/2026

🎉 WE HAVE SOME EXCITING NEWS! 🎉

After moving away from Just Eat following the issues we experienced in the past, we’re thrilled to announce that from tomorrow, you’ll be able to order Penny House Lane Cafe through the Munchbox app! 🙌

We’re so excited to be able to give you an easy way to get your favourite Penny House Lane dishes delivered straight to your door. 🥰

📲 Munchbox orders available from tomorrow!

Thank you, as always, for your continued support, we appreciate every single order ❤️

Penny House Lane Cafe 🫶🏻

22/08/2026

When Naya’s been spending a little too much time around Daddy and his pranks… 😂🎈🔪

Bash got a taste of his own medicine today! 👀😂

Safe to say he definitely wasn’t expecting that one… 💥🤣

21/08/2026

20/08/2026

Influencers these days 😂

When you need a good review, apparently all it takes is a little financial incentive 👀💰

And as for our staff… let’s just say they weren’t exactly thrilled to see another influencer walk through the door 😂 face says it all 😏

16/08/2026

You thought we’d run out of ways to beat the onion tears… 🧅😭

Think again 😂

Part 2 of our very serious onion-cutting survival guide is here 👀

13/08/2026

Do you always cry when chopping onions? 😭🧅

Here’s how our kitchen team recommends beating the tears… because apparently there’s a very simple way to avoid crying over an onion 😂