DingleDooo

04/09/2026

I got over 20 reactions on one of my posts last week! Thanks everyone for your support! 🎉

02/09/2026

Landlords in 2015:

£500 rent.
£250 deposit.
You have a job? Perfect.

Here’s the keys.

Landlords in 2026:

£900 deposit.
£900 rent upfront.
Another £120 “just because.”
Admin fee.
Credit check.
Background check.
Proof of income.
8 years of payslips
References from your entire bloodline.
Guarantor.
Second guarantor for the first guarantor.
A letter from your employer promising you’ll remain employed until 2036.
A DNA test.

Have a cat?

£200 extra.

Got a pay rise?

Let me know so I can increase your rent.

And congratulations, you’ve been approved for your luxury £1,000-a-month one-bedroom flat with mould, a 1970s kitchen, a boiler held together by hope and a bathroom fan that sounds like a Chinook.

Enjoy your new home.

27/08/2026

I’m taking a week of work when this game is available

12/08/2026

Awesome show tonight dingles 👌🏻😁☺️❤️ 🌙

12/08/2026

Grate pictures tonight 😁👌🏻❤️

12/08/2026

07/08/2026

Tonight’s episode

16/07/2026