Greata Thunderberg's "Taste the Distance" Apocalypse Pies

Greata Thunderberg's "Taste the Distance" Apocalypse Pies GretaPhysics - Who are Pies and where did they come from? Pies were born from the quantum vacuum that is "furlough".

No one knows how long they will be around for as it depends on when the furlough will implode and take the pies with it.

!!!EXCITEMENT ALERT!!!Here at Apocalypse Pies, Greata and his team of incredibly attractive culinary experts are current...
23/11/2022

!!!EXCITEMENT ALERT!!!

Here at Apocalypse Pies, Greata and his team of incredibly attractive culinary experts are currently undergoing a piesearch and development period in order to wow you-yes-you with some seriously innovative, world ending pies in the new year!

So keep your tounges moist, your bellys supple and your ears glued to this page for mega updates.

11/07/2020

**EXCITEMENT ALERT**
TASTE THE DISTANCE
JERK CHICKEN AND RICE

NETHAM PARK SUNDAY

FROM 1400 HOURS ONWARD

£5 CHICKEN AND RICE

TRUSTED REVIEWS :
"MMMMM" "NICE"

11/07/2020

EXCITEMENT ALERT

08/06/2020

"If music be the food of love, pies be the food of hunger" - probably William Shakespeare, c. Lunchtime

Only one more day to get your orders in for this week guys!!!

05/06/2020

!!!! PIE TIME YOU ORDERED!!!!

LAST CHANCE TO ORDER PIES FOR THIS WEEK! AVAILABLE TO PRE-ORDER FOR THURSDAY EVENING/ FRIDAY MORNING. ALL PIES ARRIVE READY TO BAKE IN THE OVEN AND SO CAN BE KEPT FOR UP TO TWO DAYS UNTIL ITS RIGHT FOR YOU.

£5 JUST PIE
£7.50 WITH MASH, GRAVY AND GREENS
£25 FOR FOUR

PIES:

"THRACKH" (a nod towards the pie artist and his favourite pie)
slow cooked beef brisket & blue cheese

"STAY ALERT" (stay alert on a summer’s day with a hot chicken pie. It is believed that chickens are probably one of the most alert species on this planet, this pie combines once fully alert chicken with a micro-dose of caffeine which, given the energy resources provided by a steaming plate of mashed potato and gravy, should keep you going most of the, time)
creamy chicken, bacon & tarragon.

"NO BRAINER" (no brain but a whole lot of barley, no muscle but a whole lot of mushroom, no heart but a whole lot of love)
caramelised barley, mushroom and stilton pie

THE "NO BRAINER" IS ALSO AVAILABLE VEGAN, WITH DAIRY FREE MASH - PLEASE ORDER "VEGAN BRAINER"

GET YOUR ORDERS IN BY THE MESSAGING BUTTON ON THE PAGE,
PLEASE LEAVE PIE ORDER, DELIVERY ADDRESS, AND SPECIFY THURS NIGHT/ FRIDAY MORNING/DONT MIND.

FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED.. I WILL REPLY WHEN YOUR ORDER IS CONFIRMED, CASH OR BANK TRANSFER ON DELIVERY WILL BE GROOVY!!

LAST ORDERS TONIGHT

GOOD LUCK
TASTE THE DISTANCE

04/06/2020

STAY ALERT.
DEFEND THE WAISTLINE.
EAT PIES.

PREORDER DETAILS AND MENU FOR NEXT THURSDAY COMING THIS EVENING!

02/06/2020

Hi, this is a page. Pie details coming in the next two days. Watch this space.

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