Aunty Lane's Rocky Road

Aunty Lane's Rocky Road 🔥IT’S ROCKY ROAD JIM,BUT NOT AS WE KNOW IT!🔥 5 ⭐️ PURVEYORS OF THE ILLEST ROCKY ROAD AROUND!
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Great turn out for the last quiz ever at TheBoat House Still trying to work out how we came 3rd tonight 🤣Because if you’...
25/06/2026

Great turn out for the last quiz ever at TheBoat House

Still trying to work out how we came 3rd tonight 🤣

Because if you’d witnessed the performance, you’d have questions too.

Is it just me, or is the sun giving anyone else a sweet tooth today? ☀️🍫I say that innocently, like I don’t have one eve...
25/06/2026

Is it just me, or is the sun giving anyone else a sweet tooth today? ☀️🍫

I say that innocently, like I don’t have one every day anyway… but still 🤣

Currently having a lil moment with The Nutty One and she is absolutely hitting the spot 🤤

No messing today 😂 Last three trays cooling and then I am evacuating 🏃🏼‍♀️ the kitchen.31.5° already at 10:15am 🥵My beac...
25/06/2026

No messing today 😂 Last three trays cooling and then I am evacuating 🏃🏼‍♀️ the kitchen.

31.5° already at 10:15am 🥵

My beach towel was out at 6am reserving my lounger at Costa del Pelsall, and I will not be missing my extremely budget all-inclusive.

There’s no buffet, no pool, and no entertainment team… but there is a cold drink, SPF and a wild imagination.😎☀️🌴

24/06/2026

A little throwback to this time last year when Aunty Lane’s Rocky Road featured at Dine with Davina in Essex… yes, THE Davina McCall 🥹🤯

Still feels a bit surreal seeing something I make in my little kitchen in Pelsall pop up somewhere like this.

Tiny business, big chocolate energy. 🍫🤩

Tell me I’m not the only one freezing my drinks bottle so I can have a cold drink through the night… 🥶🧊Hope you’re all s...
24/06/2026

Tell me I’m not the only one freezing my drinks bottle so I can have a cold drink through the night… 🥶🧊

Hope you’re all staying hydrated 🥵🧊

Also… check on your ADHD friends.

We absolutely do have a drink next to us.

Have we remembered to drink it?

Different conversation entirely 🤣

Just nope. I’m tapping out!! 🌡️🥵🔥Bakers, caterers, anyone working in this heat today… it’s really no joke.I’ve made the ...
24/06/2026

Just nope. I’m tapping out!! 🌡️🥵🔥

Bakers, caterers, anyone working in this heat today… it’s really no joke.

I’ve made the executive decision to move into the freezer. 🧊

I’ll be back when my soul has cooled down.

**EDIT** Iv just had word that this has been cancelled due to the rising temperatures. Sorry for any disappointment 🫶🏼Ry...
24/06/2026

**EDIT** Iv just had word that this has been cancelled due to the rising temperatures.

Sorry for any disappointment 🫶🏼

Ryders Hayes School Fayre, I’m coming for you this Friday 🍫☀️

With the weather doing the absolute most, I’m just putting a little ask out….

If you’re coming along and already know you’d like some Rocky Road, pre orders would help me MASSIVELY (Menu below) so I can get yours boxed up and kept nice and cool beforehand.

There will still be slices available to buy on the day, but this just helps me manage the stock properly in the current temperatures and keep everything as it should be.

Also, if you can bring a cool bag or ice packs to get your goodies home, that would be amazing.

The Rocky Road may be living its best life on ice, but we don’t want it having a full meltdown in the car on the way home🤣

Pop me a message to pre order 😃

See you Friday…

Would you please give this post a little share for me so it gets seen by anyone heading to the fayre on Friday…

Thank you 🫶🏼

Friends of Ryders Hayes

Place your bets 🌡️🤣I’ve just taken this out the fridge….How hot do we think the ALRR kitchen is getting today?Bonus poin...
24/06/2026

Place your bets 🌡️🤣

I’ve just taken this out the fridge….

How hot do we think the ALRR kitchen is getting today?

Bonus points for guessing how long it is before I tap out and dramatically lie on the floor like a a toddler who’s just had their chips nicked by a seagull?

(To help you guess…I don’t have AC 🥵)

In case anyone’s wondering how my hour long holiday is going (see previous post🤣)… I extended it 😝But the sun’s too low ...
23/06/2026

In case anyone’s wondering how my hour long holiday is going (see previous post🤣)… I extended it 😝

But the sun’s too low now to peek over the roof, so I’m off for my evening cold shower.

You know the one.
The really satisfying holiday shower after you’ve been lying there like a rotisserie chicken all day…

Right before you go and face plant the all-you-can-eat evening meal like you’ve never seen food in your life before!

Don’t pretend you don’t all know EXACTLY what I’m talking about 🤣

Anyway… England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 v Ghana 🇬🇭
Game predictions… what are we saying?

Out of office is on for approximately one hour.If you need me, no you don’t. 🤣I will be on the roof pretending I’m on a ...
23/06/2026

Out of office is on for approximately one hour.

If you need me, no you don’t. 🤣

I will be on the roof pretending I’m on a luxury all-inclusive instead of lying on a towel with a tiny bottle of SPF and a healthy dose of delusional optimism 🍹☀️🕶️🌴

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